Why do dogs lick your feet? Vets point out tons of understandable reasons, but have you ever thought of something like what this Redditor faced? You won’t believe it, but it’s definitely up there in the TIFU’s top post about dogs.
Turns out, dogs might not really be as innocent as we think they are. Read more to find out LOL.
OP’s Dog Is A Lovable 13-Year-Old Maltese Shih Tzu, Totally Normal It Seemed
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Once upon a time, in a living room not so far away, there lived a feisty 13-year-old Maltese Shih Tzu. This little furball, weighing a whopping 4.5 kilograms, was cute as a button but possessed an attitude that could rival any diva.
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As time passed, age took its toll. Their tiny protagonist's once-sharp senses began to fade, causing her to occasionally mishear her name being called or navigate through the dark like a blindfolded ninja. It was clear she wasn't pulling any Kung Fu Panda stunts, but her zest for life remained undiminished.
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Now, it's essential to understand that with diminishing senses came newfound fears. The fear of loud noises took center stage, and it wasn't just your average symphony of dog biscuits being crunched. These 'loud noises' expanded to anything remotely crunchy or rattly, triggering an epic drama.
Picture it: biscuits rattling, chewing scaring her, and a failed escape attempt. Hunger would rear its growly head, and the cycle would restart. It became a regular biscuit battleground.
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But this canine's quirks didn't stop there. Sudden movements in her vicinity sent shivers down her spine. The minuscule human hand trembles that occurred when she was hand-fed tidbits of food caused her dramatic soul to quiver.
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Yes, she was a pampered old lady, enjoying nighttime snacks on the couch while watching TV. But between the shake of her human's hand and her reluctance to eat without an intense sniff test, her owner's patience was being put to the test.
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Frustration had reached its peak, and salvation came in an unlikely form: a chip and dip. One fateful evening, a brilliant idea was born. A smidgen of dip found its way onto the side of a foot resting on the couch near the anxious little dog. It was an offer she couldn't refuse. She sniffed, pondered, and ultimately, she indulged.
Now, Beware, This Is The Cursed Part
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Little did anyone know that this small act of foot-dip bonding would awaken an insatiable foot fetish. The furball was hooked, and feet became her all-consuming passion. She would only slumber beside the feet of her human. Her food? Placed ceremoniously on any foot in the vicinity. Foot-licking became a full-time job. And as for the humping... well, let's save that story for another day.
In a twist of fate, the Maltese Shih Tzu transitioned from a biscuit-hating drama queen to a foot-fetish dog, who knows that could happen! Well, at least she would have some of the best years of her life ahead, so whatever.
But What Makes Reddit Great Is…
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The comments, yes.
(At The Nail Salon) What Happened To Your Toes?! - Well, I’d Rather Not Talk About It
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You, Sir, Are Arrested For Animal Cruelty
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There You Have It! Not All Dogs Licking Feet Are For Kinks, But This One Stands Out As One Of The Weirdest Stories I Have Ever Seen
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