Gay Slay! Turns Out Every Animal And Its Grandma Are Pretty Gay

Michelle Hall

A comprehensive research project delved into the realm of same-sex activity among animals, because why not. Led by scientists at Estación Experimental de Zonas Áridas in Spain, the project aimed to create a comprehensive database of all studies' findings in this area.

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So, what did this extensive exploration uncover? It revealed that same-sex sexual activity has been documented in an astounding 1,500 animal species, spanning the entire spectrum from any walking thing, quite literally.

Interestingly, mammals were far more likely to be recorded engaging in gay sex than other species, accounting for approximately 4% of cases. Non-human primates, in particular, were highly prone to exhibiting homosexual behavior, a trait observed in at least 51 species from lemurs to apes.

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However, the researchers suggest that this p likely underestimates the actual prevalence of same-sex sexual behavior in mammals. This underrepresentation may be due to the recent attention of behavioral ecologists and evolutionary biologists to such behavior, coupled with a research bias towards mammals compared to other animals.

In fact, longer-term studies indicate that homosexual activity occurred in a remarkable 80% of the mammal population. It seems the more closely you observe animals, the more likely they are to demonstrate sexual fluidity.

The study found that animals partaking in same-gender sexual acts typically engaged in activities such as courtship, mounting, genital contact, copulation, and pair bonding. Mounting and genital contact emerged as the most common behaviors, comprising 87% of the same-sex sexual acts in their dataset.

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Scientists have long sought to understand why same-sex sexual behavior, seemingly leading to an evolutionary dead end, is surprisingly common among animals. They have proposed several explanations for this phenomenon:

Mistaken identity (read “being dumb”): Sometimes, animals might engage in same-sex interactions due to a mix-up, thinking they're interacting with a member of the opposite sex.

Limited availability of opposite-sex partners: In certain situations, the opposite sex might be scarce, leading animals to seek sexual outlets within their own gender.

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Sexual frustration: Individuals rejected by opposite-sex partners may resort to same-sex interactions as a way to cope with sexual frustration.

Ancestral behavior: For sexually reproducing animals, indiscriminate sexual behavior may be an ancestral condition that lingers.

The research conducted by Spanish scientists revealed that same-sex sexual behavior is more common in species that live in social groups than in solitary species. 

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This behavior helps animals establish and maintain positive social relationships, create bonds and alliances, and facilitate reconciliation after conflicts. This phenomenon is frequently observed in female bonobos and female Japanese macaques.

Furthermore, the study found that same-sex sexual behavior is more prevalent among males in species where adults engage in routine lethal aggression against one another. 

This behavior can help reduce aggression and conflict, clarify social status, establish dominance, and potentially redirect aggressive behavior toward more courtship-like interactions. In both sexes, engaging in same-sex sexual behavior can foster harmonious living and potentially increase reproductive success.