16 Funniest And Weirdest Reasons People Get Arrested For

In some cases, the reason why the cops show up is strangely funny in the first place. Here 16 Stupid and Funny Reasons To Go To Jail.
On any occasion, when the police are called in, things must be serious. That's why people feel the tension every time they hear the police cars' sirens. However, in some cases, the reason why the cops show up is strangely funny in the first place.

16 Stupid and Funny Reasons To Go To Jail

People are sharing with us stories of the most embarrassing moments in their lives. This time is about the ridiculous reasons they've got arrested for. Next time, you may need to think twice before throwing a piece of chicken at someone else, or you may get taken to jail. Fairly speaking, those reasons are unexpectedly funny and surely will become a lifetime memory for those people. So now, scroll down and check them out in the list below.

#1 The Deadly Chicken

16 Stupid and Funny Reasons To Go To Jail
When I was a kid, my mom’s friend was arrested once because she threw a piece of fried chicken at her husband. Her husband came home after drinking one night and saw her eating fried chicken. He asked, “Where the heck is my fried chicken?!” To which she replied with a drumstick to the face.
He called the cops and my mom had to go pick her friend up from jail, and kept joking she was charged with assault with a deadly chicken.

#2 Protect Him At All Costs!

When my brother was 14, he and his friends thought it would be fun to break into what they thought was an unused garage at the bottom of someone’s garden. They climbed in through the roof and got trapped inside. The owner of the garage called the police when they heard the alarm going off and saw some idiotic kids breaking in.
When the police arrived the owner just unlocked the door and the police just arrested everyone inside. I still remember my mother answering the phone and telling the police to keep him in the cells as long as they could for his own protection from her. Haha.

#3 Poopie Haired Friends

A couple of friends of mine climbed up a microwave tower in the middle of town. They never would have been caught but when they got to the top they startled the big flock of pigeons that roost there.
When the birds took off they pooped all over them. They started shrieking and cussing and woke up the security guard in the building next door. When I went to post their bail the next morning they still had bird poop in their hair.

#4 Sticking Toys Everywhere

I had a boyfriend in high school that was a bit of a delinquent. He and some friends found a box of adult toys (men’s-private-part-shaped toys) outside. They took this trash and because they were teens proceeded to put these all over the neighborhood; the toys were hollow so they put them on car antennas, etc.
Turns out the box was sitting outside the adult shop, and it wasn’t trash; it was merchandise, now stolen. The poor boy had to tell that story every time someone asked how he ended up in juvey.

#5 Never Forget Where You Park Your Car

I didn’t get arrested but I know someone who forgot where their car was parked and then reported it stolen. A while passes and they find their car, but they don’t report the unstolen car, and then they drive it to another state and get apprehended.
So yeah, they had to explain that the car was, in fact, theirs and they were the actual person who reported it stolen in the first place.

#6 Porta-Yucky

I have a friend who used to drink a lot and get into all sorts of drunken shenanigans. Once at a college football game someone cut in line ahead of him at the porta-potties. He got pissed and pushed over the porta-potty with the dude in it.
Pro tip: If you ever find yourself in a situation where you want to push over a porta-potty with someone in it. Push it over onto the door. Otherwise, you’ll quickly find yourself dealing with a very angry, very poop-covered individual. A fight ensued. He nearly got expelled, but it all worked out. Anyway, he’s a doctor now.

#7 Fake Abduction Gone Wrong

A friend’s high school boyfriend was arrested for staging a fake abduction of a friend as he got off the bus. They thought it would be fun to film, and everyone directly involved knew what was happening.
The bus driver, however, didn’t know and assumed he’d just witnessed a real abduction and called the cops. After it became clear that no one was actually abducted, they were charged with a bunch of other things, primarily for wasting police resources.

#8 He Didn’t Even Have To Take It Out Of His Pocket!

My buddy hates anyone knowing about this, but it’s pretty funny. He went to the courthouse to pay a speeding ticket and at the metal detector, he emptied his pockets into the container. This included a small bag of pot.
He spent the next five hours being the butt of a joke as officers took turns laughing at him. A crappy way to get arrested, lol.

#9 Spongebob Drunkpants

I was on downtown weekend duty dealing with drunks on the street after the last call. It was Halloween night and there’s a guy dressed as Spongebob. He has a huge foam costume and works and is drunk as a skunk, stumbling across the street with a pitcher of beer.
My partner pulls over, we hop out and grab the guy. We pop open the back door and my partner begins stuffing him in full costume into the back of the cruiser singing, “You lived in a pineapple under the sea; you’re drinking in public and coming with me.” He didn’t miss a beat and I died laughing.

#10 Swoosh! Swoosh!

My cousin got arrested on Halloween for waving around a claymore. He was dressed in tartan and everything. It was super late at night, and he thought it’d be fun to swing the sword he’d carried all night. Whoops, cops turn the corner and find a drunk dude swinging a sword around.
The best part is they couldn’t put him in jail in his clothes so they gave him an orange jumpsuit, and the other inmates avoided him. I’m sure they wanted to know the deal with this overly friendly long-haired dude that might have killed someone.

#11 Epic Snowball Throw

Once while out at the bars with my buddies the night was ending and the bars were closing, which ends up with a bunch of drunk people kind of just hanging out in an alley/parking lot.
This particular evening it was snowing heavily. One of my buddies decided to throw a snowball and just airmailed it, not really aiming at anything. It hit the windshield of a cop car. He was immediately tackled by a couple of officers and spent the night in jail. I believe he either just paid a small fine or nothing.

#12 Squealed Like A Pig

My college roommate and another friend went on a beer run and didn’t come back. Turns out as they were driving, they passed a cop who had someone else pulled over. My roommate leaned out the passenger window and squealed like a pig as they passed the cop.
The cop drops what he is doing, jumps in his car, and chases them down. He arrested my roommate for public intoxication and the driver for DUI.

#13 Crawler To The Rescue

16 Stupid and Funny Reasons To Go To Jail
My brother got arrested for attempting to break into a police holding cell to rescue his friend. His attempt was made by “sneaking” through the front window of the police station and trying to crawl past the reception.
Problems arose because drunk people generally aren’t quiet or slightly stealthy and the multiple officers who stood outside or in the reception have eyes.

#14 The Right To Remain Silent

An attorney in (I think) New Jersey was arrested for remaining silent and not answering questions on a traffic stop. She was arrested for “obstruction” or something like that, but charges were eventually dropped.
The funny thing is after she was placed in handcuffs, the police read her Miranda rights including the right to remain silent.

#15 Boo!

My grandfather, a retired police sergeant, has a great story. One night when he was on patrol, he got a call for a break-in near his location. So, he went to go check it out. He gets to the house and sees this guy holding a stereo, climbing out the window backward.
Well, my grandpa decides to have some fun; he creeps up behind the guy and screams, “Boo, motherfather!” The dude drops the stereo and literally shat himself. He gets arrested and taken in, with the doo-doo in his pants.

#16 Kicking Lights

16 Stupid and Funny Reasons To Go To Jail
My dad spent a night in jail after a night in the bar. On the way home, my dad’s buddy had to piss. They pulled over next to a flaring road sign. Dad’s friend had his belt knife on and tried knocking the flashing lights out by throwing the knife at it.
He missed multiple times and decided he’d kick it and call it good enough. He kicked the light over and as he was getting in the truck cop lights turn on and pull in front of dad. Dad and his friend spent the night in the local jail cell.
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