36 Funny Names That Are So Cursed, You Wouldn't Believe They Even Exist
What are the most ridiculous and funny names you can think of? Being given a name is a sacred thing that your parents have blessed upon you, but this isn’t always the case. Some of the names we’ve compiled below are straight-up bizarre, to the point that we believe the parents must have named them this way on purpose, just for the laugh.
Ever heard of names like Ben Dover or Mike Hawk? Well, some of the names below are even worse than those. Let’s find out some of the most ridiculous names around the world, and have a moment of silence for those who are unfortunate enough to have these names as their identity.
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#1. Let's Start With A Classic One. Ben Dover
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Ben Dover is one of the most common names that you and the boys would pick to have a laugh in Kahoot sessions, alongside Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, and Biggie Rections. But now, we have Ben Dover in real life.
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#2. James Cokayne. Well, I Hope He Doesn't Sell Anything Shady
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#3. When Even God Is Telling You To Use Protection
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#4. The Deadly Duo Of Dam Son And Da Phuc
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How Asian names their children never fails to make me laugh.
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#5. He Must Be A Wild One On Bed
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#6. His Name Is Even Better When It Goes With His Position
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#7. Well, That Grumpy Face Is Very Donald Duck-ish Alright
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When the income from Disney doesn't cut it no more and you have to do illegal stuff to make ends meet.
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#8. How Would You Know If His Balls Have Flavours Though?
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#9. When Your First And Middle Name Complements Your Surname
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#10. Never New Hitler And Mussolini Had A Romantic Affair
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Let's hope this guy will never get involved in politics. Or art.
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#11. Yes, Please Sing. By All Means
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#12. Whoever They Are, Their Parents Must Really Love Reptiles.
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#13. The Perfect Name Doesn't Exist…
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#14. Well Someone Is A Star Wars Enthusiast
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To be honest, the kid looks like young Anakin. Let's hope he doesn't follow the same path, though.
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#15. To Have Her Name Display Publicly Like This, She Must Have Balls Of Steel
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No pun intended.
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#16. When You Were Born To Take The Job
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#17. Funny Name, But Wrong Gender
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#18. Can Anyone Confirm?
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This guy must be popular at school, especially to girls.
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#19. Let Me Guess. She Was Caught Selling Meth?
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#20. I'm Pretty Sure That's Not What Love Means, Mister
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#21. I Feel Bad For Laughing At This
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Even though he's Moe Lester, he will go to heaven.
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#22. The Sender Must Have Held Back Their Laugh Writing This Email
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#23. Let Me Show You My Paradise
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#24. Not A Very Suitable Name For A Grade School Teacher
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#25. He's Not Very Fat, And He's Definitely Not A…
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#26. Like Joker Once Said, Very Poor Choice Of Words
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#27. How Christopher Robin Has Fallen From Grace
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#28. One Thing For Sure, His Ball-Playing Skills Isn't Rusty At All
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#29. Well, Saad Maan Does Look Sad Alright
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How can we cheer him up?
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#30. I Believe His Parents Were Very Aware Of The Situation
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#31. When You Can't Decide Which Superhero Name To Name Your Son After
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#32. The Fact That He Works In A Gay Right Charity Make This Even Funnier
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#33. You Can't Tell Me His Parents Didn't Do This On Purpose
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Imagine every time the teacher mentioned his name at school.
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#34. When One Wiener Isn't Enough, Add Another
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#35. What Did He Say F Me For?
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#36. I Had A Stroke Reading This Guy's Name
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Conclusion
Which funny names above do you find the weirdest and most hilarious? Your name can be bad, but it isn’t Moe Lester or Mike Litoris’s level of bad. These people are maybe out there somewhere using a fake ID card, because there’s no way they’d put up with such an embarrassing name in public.
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