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  1. Let's Start With A Classic One. Ben Dover
  2. James Cokayne. Well, I Hope He Doesn't Sell Anything Shady
  3. When Even God Is Telling You To Use Protection
  4. The Deadly Duo Of Dam Son And Da Phuc
  5. He Must Be A Wild One On Bed
  6. His Name Is Even Better When It Goes With His Position
  7. Well, That Grumpy Face Is Very Donald Duck-ish Alright
  8. How Would You Know If His Balls Have Flavours Though?
  9. When Your First And Middle Name Complements Your Surname
  10. Never New Hitler And Mussolini Had A Romantic Affair
  11. Yes, Please Sing. By All Means
  12. Whoever They Are, Their Parents Must Really Love Reptiles.
  13. The Perfect Name Doesn't Exist…
  14. Well Someone Is A Star Wars Enthusiast
  15. To Have Her Name Display Publicly Like This, She Must Have Balls Of Steel
  16. When You Were Born To Take The Job
  17. Funny Name, But Wrong Gender
  18. Can Anyone Confirm?
  19. Let Me Guess. She Was Caught Selling Meth?
  20. I'm Pretty Sure That's Not What Love Means, Mister
  21. I Feel Bad For Laughing At This
  22. The Sender Must Have Held Back Their Laugh Writing This Email
  23. Let Me Show You My Paradise
  24. Not A Very Suitable Name For A Grade School Teacher
  25. He's Not Very Fat, And He's Definitely Not A…
  26. Like Joker Once Said, Very Poor Choice Of Words
  27. How Christopher Robin Has Fallen From Grace
  28. One Thing For Sure, His Ball-Playing Skills Isn't Rusty At All
  29. Well, Saad Maan Does Look Sad Alright
  30. I Believe His Parents Were Very Aware Of The Situation
  31. When You Can't Decide Which Superhero Name To Name Your Son After
  32. The Fact That He Works In A Gay Right Charity Make This Even Funnier
  33. You Can't Tell Me His Parents Didn't Do This On Purpose
  34. When One Wiener Isn't Enough, Add Another
  35. What Did He Say F Me For?
  36. I Had A Stroke Reading This Guy's Name

36 Funny Names That Are So Cursed, You Wouldn't Believe They Even Exist

What are the most ridiculous and funny names you can think of? Being given a name is a sacred thing that your parents have blessed upon you, but this isn’t always the case. Some of the names we’ve compiled below are straight-up bizarre, to the point that we believe the parents must have named them this way on purpose, just for the laugh.
Ever heard of names like Ben Dover or Mike Hawk? Well, some of the names below are even worse than those. Let’s find out some of the most ridiculous names around the world, and have a moment of silence for those who are unfortunate enough to have these names as their identity.
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#1. Let's Start With A Classic One. Ben Dover

Let's Start With A Classic One. Ben Dover Source: Google Images
Ben Dover is one of the most common names that you and the boys would pick to have a laugh in Kahoot sessions, alongside Mike Hawk, Hugh Jass, and Biggie Rections. But now, we have Ben Dover in real life.
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#2. James Cokayne. Well, I Hope He Doesn't Sell Anything Shady

James Cokayne. Well, I Hope He Doesn't Sell Anything Shady Source: Google Images
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#3. When Even God Is Telling You To Use Protection

When Even God Is Telling You To Use Protection Source: Google Images
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#4. The Deadly Duo Of Dam Son And Da Phuc

The Deadly Duo Of Dam Son And Da Phuc Source: Google Images
How Asian names their children never fails to make me laugh.
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#5. He Must Be A Wild One On Bed

He Must Be A Wild One On Bed Source: Google Images
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#6. His Name Is Even Better When It Goes With His Position

His Name Is Even Better When It Goes With His Position Source: Google Images
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#7. Well, That Grumpy Face Is Very Donald Duck-ish Alright

Well, That Grumpy Face Is Very Donald Duck-ish Alright Source: Google Images
When the income from Disney doesn't cut it no more and you have to do illegal stuff to make ends meet.
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#8. How Would You Know If His Balls Have Flavours Though?

How Would You Know If His Balls Have Flavours Though? Source: Google Images
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#9. When Your First And Middle Name Complements Your Surname

When Your First And Middle Name Complements Your Surname Source: Google Images
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#10. Never New Hitler And Mussolini Had A Romantic Affair

Never New Hitler And Mussolini Had A Romantic Affair Source: Google Images
Let's hope this guy will never get involved in politics. Or art.
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#11. Yes, Please Sing. By All Means

Yes, Please Sing. By All Means Source: Google Images
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#12. Whoever They Are, Their Parents Must Really Love Reptiles.

Whoever They Are, Their Parents Must Really Love Reptiles. Source: Google Images
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#13. The Perfect Name Doesn't Exist…

The Perfect Name Doesn't Exist… Source: Google Images
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#14. Well Someone Is A Star Wars Enthusiast

Well Someone Is A Star Wars Enthusiast Source: Google Images
To be honest, the kid looks like young Anakin. Let's hope he doesn't follow the same path, though.
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#15. To Have Her Name Display Publicly Like This, She Must Have Balls Of Steel

To Have Her Name Display Publicly Like This, She Must Have Balls Of Steel Source: Google Images
No pun intended.
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#16. When You Were Born To Take The Job

When You Were Born To Take The Job Source: Google Images
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#17. Funny Name, But Wrong Gender

Funny Name, But Wrong Gender Source: Google Images
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#18. Can Anyone Confirm?

Can Anyone Confirm? Source: Google Images
This guy must be popular at school, especially to girls.
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#19. Let Me Guess. She Was Caught Selling Meth?

Let Me Guess. She Was Caught Selling Meth? Source: Google Images
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#20. I'm Pretty Sure That's Not What Love Means, Mister

I'm Pretty Sure That's Not What Love Means, Mister Source: Google Images
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#21. I Feel Bad For Laughing At This

I Feel Bad For Laughing At This Source: Google Images
Even though he's Moe Lester, he will go to heaven.
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#22. The Sender Must Have Held Back Their Laugh Writing This Email

The Sender Must Have Held Back Their Laugh Writing This Email Source: Google Images
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#23. Let Me Show You My Paradise

Let Me Show You My Paradise Source: Google Images
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#24. Not A Very Suitable Name For A Grade School Teacher

Not A Very Suitable Name For A Grade School Teacher Source: Google Images
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#25. He's Not Very Fat, And He's Definitely Not A…

He's Not Very Fat, And He's Definitely Not A… Source: Google Images
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#26. Like Joker Once Said, Very Poor Choice Of Words

Like Joker Once Said, Very Poor Choice Of Words Source: Google Images
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#27. How Christopher Robin Has Fallen From Grace

How Christopher Robin Has Fallen From Grace Source: Google Images
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#28. One Thing For Sure, His Ball-Playing Skills Isn't Rusty At All

One Thing For Sure, His Ball-Playing Skills Isn't Rusty At All Source: Google Images
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#29. Well, Saad Maan Does Look Sad Alright

Well, Saad Maan Does Look Sad Alright Source: Google Images
How can we cheer him up?
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#30. I Believe His Parents Were Very Aware Of The Situation

I Believe His Parents Were Very Aware Of The Situation Source: Google Images
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#31. When You Can't Decide Which Superhero Name To Name Your Son After

When You Can't Decide Which Superhero Name To Name Your Son After Source: Google Images
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#32. The Fact That He Works In A Gay Right Charity Make This Even Funnier

The Fact That He Works In A Gay Right Charity Make This Even Funnier Source: Google Images
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#33. You Can't Tell Me His Parents Didn't Do This On Purpose

You Can't Tell Me His Parents Didn't Do This On Purpose Source: Google Images
Imagine every time the teacher mentioned his name at school.
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#34. When One Wiener Isn't Enough, Add Another

When One Wiener Isn't Enough, Add Another Source: Google Images
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#35. What Did He Say F Me For?

What Did He Say F Me For? Source: Google Images
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#36. I Had A Stroke Reading This Guy's Name

I Had A Stroke Reading This Guy's Name Source: Google Images

Conclusion

Which funny names above do you find the weirdest and most hilarious? Your name can be bad, but it isn’t Moe Lester or Mike Litoris’s level of bad. These people are maybe out there somewhere using a fake ID card, because there’s no way they’d put up with such an embarrassing name in public.
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