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  1. They Just Found The Countermeasure Against The Monster Under The Bed
  2. Based
  3. It Is What It Is *Hits Blunt*
  4. Same Here
  5. Noone Wants Beef With The Slim Gray-dy
  6. I bet She Has A Chest Full Of Iron Ingots
  7. Bet You're Pushing All His Buttons Now
  8. I Said, Let Him Cook
  9. Or Maybe He Just Works For A Guy Named Aladdin
  10. Ain't No Shame In That
  11. Uncle Ben Bled Faster Than This Wifi SMH
  12. Something Tells Me She's Not Wifey Material, To Harsh With Kids
  13. Florida Man Doing Florida Man Things
  14. Me Neither And I Sure Wonder Why
  15. Touché
  16. I Want Whatever He's Been Smoking
  17. My Guy Helps People Who Wronged Him Self-Reflect. Wholesome
  18. Just Wait Till Dr.Evil Shows Up
  19. Oi Ye Look Like Ye Could Uzzah Bo'o'wo'wa'er Mate
  20. Cheers Lad
  21. Their Last Moments Together Must Have Been Breath-takingly Emotional
  22. Conclusion

Dank Memes I Stole From The Homeless Man Outside Of The Seven-Eleven (I Didn't Have Any Change)

An old, homeless man outside of the local Seven-Eleven asked me for change when I went to get something for my midnight snack at 2 AM. I felt really bad for him, but I simply didn't have any to spare. Then I proceeded to enter the store and bought a large coffee, a sandwich, two bags of Cheetos, a pack of cigarettes, and a Snickers bar. As I enjoyed my snack alone, my eyes were following the old homeless man, and the sight of him shivering in the cold with an empty stomach broke my heart.

Long story short, I snatched the old man's phone from his cart, which is probably his most valuable possession, while he was busy taking a piss in an alley. On his phone, I found a stash of surprisingly dank memes, and I want to share the best ones with you guys. Enjoy, and let us pray for the old homeless man.

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They Just Found The Countermeasure Against The Monster Under The Bed

They Just Found The Countermeasure Against The Monster Under The Bed Source: iFunny
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Based

Based Source: iFunny
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It Is What It Is *Hits Blunt*

It Is What It Is *Hits Blunt* Source: iFunny
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Same Here

Same Here Source: iFunny
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Noone Wants Beef With The Slim Gray-dy

Noone Wants Beef With The Slim Gray-dy Source: iFunny
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I bet She Has A Chest Full Of Iron Ingots

I bet She Has A Chest Full Of Iron Ingots Source: iFunny
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Bet You're Pushing All His Buttons Now

Bet You're Pushing All His Buttons Now Source: iFunny
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I Said, Let Him Cook

I Said, Let Him Cook Source: iFunny
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Or Maybe He Just Works For A Guy Named Aladdin

Or Maybe He Just Works For A Guy Named Aladdin Source: iFunny
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Ain't No Shame In That

Ain't No Shame In That Source: iFunny
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Uncle Ben Bled Faster Than This Wifi SMH

Uncle Ben Bled Faster Than This Wifi SMH Source: iFunny
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Something Tells Me She's Not Wifey Material, To Harsh With Kids

Something Tells Me She's Not Wifey Material, To Harsh With Kids Source: iFunny
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Florida Man Doing Florida Man Things

Florida Man Doing Florida Man Things Source: iFunny
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Me Neither And I Sure Wonder Why

Me Neither And I Sure Wonder Why Source: iFunny
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Touché

Touché Source: iFunny
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I Want Whatever He's Been Smoking

I Want Whatever He's Been Smoking Source: iFunny
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My Guy Helps People Who Wronged Him Self-Reflect. Wholesome

My Guy Helps People Who Wronged Him Self-Reflect. Wholesome Source: iFunny
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Just Wait Till Dr.Evil Shows Up

Just Wait Till Dr.Evil Shows Up Source: iFunny
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Oi Ye Look Like Ye Could Uzzah Bo'o'wo'wa'er Mate

Oi Ye Look Like Ye Could Uzzah Bo'o'wo'wa'er Mate Source: iFunny
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Cheers Lad

Cheers Lad Source: iFunny
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Their Last Moments Together Must Have Been Breath-takingly Emotional

Their Last Moments Together Must Have Been Breath-takingly Emotional
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Conclusion

Now, as we laugh and wheeze at these hidden gems, let's not forget the old man's phone that brought us all together. We may never know his full story or how he came across these dank memes, but one thing's for sure: he'd probably have traded those for a hot meal and a warm bed any day.
So here's to you, hobo meme lord. May your nights be less chilly and your stomach more content. And to the rest of us, remember to extend your arms to help (or steal from) a person in need at every opportunity that you get. Let us wish the random hobo the best of luck.
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