An old, homeless man outside of the local Seven-Eleven asked me for change when I went to get something for my midnight snack at 2 AM. I felt really bad for him, but I simply didn't have any to spare. Then I proceeded to enter the store and bought a large coffee, a sandwich, two bags of Cheetos, a pack of cigarettes, and a Snickers bar. As I enjoyed my snack alone, my eyes were following the old homeless man, and the sight of him shivering in the cold with an empty stomach broke my heart.
Long story short, I snatched the old man's phone from his cart, which is probably his most valuable possession, while he was busy taking a piss in an alley. On his phone, I found a stash of surprisingly dank memes, and I want to share the best ones with you guys. Enjoy, and let us pray for the old homeless man.
They Just Found The Countermeasure Against The Monster Under The Bed
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Based
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It Is What It Is *Hits Blunt*
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Same Here
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Noone Wants Beef With The Slim Gray-dy
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I bet She Has A Chest Full Of Iron Ingots
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I Said, Let Him Cook
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Or Maybe He Just Works For A Guy Named Aladdin
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Ain't No Shame In That
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Uncle Ben Bled Faster Than This Wifi SMH
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Something Tells Me She's Not Wifey Material, To Harsh With Kids
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Florida Man Doing Florida Man Things
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Me Neither And I Sure Wonder Why
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Touché
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I Want Whatever He's Been Smoking
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My Guy Helps People Who Wronged Him Self-Reflect. Wholesome
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Just Wait Till Dr.Evil Shows Up
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Oi Ye Look Like Ye Could Uzzah Bo'o'wo'wa'er Mate
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Cheers Lad
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Their Last Moments Together Must Have Been Breath-takingly Emotional
Conclusion
Now, as we laugh and wheeze at these hidden gems, let's not forget the old man's phone that brought us all together. We may never know his full story or how he came across these dank
memes, but one thing's for sure: he'd probably have traded those for a hot meal and a warm bed any day.
So here's to you, hobo meme lord. May your nights be less chilly and your stomach more content. And to the rest of us, remember to extend your arms to help (or steal from) a person in need at every opportunity that you get. Let us wish the random hobo the best of luck.