24 Idiots And The Times They Were Caught Acting So Blatantly Stupid
Most of the time, when people spot someone stupid, they often leave right away or avoid contact to keep their mind out of unnecessary bullsh*t. No one wants trouble. Ah, maybe someone does. As far as we know, idiots are usually found getting involved in trouble due to their negligence. Well, they did it all by themselves, so we can say that they actively seek trouble.
Anyway, as long as their stupid stories don't get to us, then we won't bother. However, sometimes, people encounter someone so blatantly stupid they simply can't get over it. Like, what would you do if you hear a friend of yours tell you to get over your loss because that's something God wanted to happen? That sucks! Your religious belief has nothing to do with me nor my loss. And your words don't sound anything sympathetic at all.
Down below, people share 24 times they encountered such stupid people, they just had to share it online. It's hard to tell which one of these is sillier, but we can be sure that the level of stupidity these people have reached will blow your mind. So now, let's scroll down to check them out. And be sure to reach the end of this post!
#1 What an absolute b***h of a woman
Source: DareWright, Johannes Jander
#2 I just... don't think I have the strength for these people anymore
Source: zyzzfansikkunt79, Kai Hendry
"You are 65."
#3 Cough it up, kid. Get that lemonade stand up and running
Source: bowlbettertalk, Morris County Library (NJ)
I dunno, lady. Maybe because he's 12 and can't get a job yet? Also, there's the matter of the letter you and he signed when he got his library card that says you're responsible for any fines on the account, as his parent or legal guardian. Just a shot in the dark.
#4 Omg, I'm wheezing here
Source: fg10037, Thom Chandler
My cousin busted out laughing when she heard him run off saying she wished she could see his reaction and that it must have been priceless. I explained what it looked like to her and she fell to the ground laughing. She’s just as evil too when people ask her dumb questions about her being blind as she had someone ask her today if it was deadly even though she was born blind.
#5 No, it’s in Chile. Come on, guys
Source: ayarbee, Nathan Hughes Hamilton
"Where is that? Mexico?"
My eye twitched so hard that I thought it might fall out.
#6 If that was the case KFC would have the market cornered
Source: zerbey,joiseyshowaa
I was fascinated by how he had interpreted fossil fuels and then come to the most hilariously wrong conclusion.
#7 But do they like treading on insects? Dead ant. Dead ant
Source: Bumblebee-Bzzz, Aardwolf6886
#8 She believed in the Disney magic a little too literally
Source: mox44ah,Loren Javier
#9 I hope his wife reads it
Source: Swampwolf42, XoMEoX
Yeah, Randall (his real name because f**k him), that’s not evolution, that’s magic. Now go back to getting drunk after church and driving your kids home, and when you come back to work, don’t forget to f**k another 18-year-old server on the tables after the close. Don’t worry, I’m sure your wife will never know. Idiot scumbag.
#10 That man was a cockwomble. Good riddance
Source: eryismum, Lisa Brewster
On September 18th, 2021, my mother, unfortunately, passed away. She and I both had Covid, as we lived together and unfortunately her body couldn’t handle it. This lead to anxiety, panic attacks, stress, and guilt. I felt like it was my fault for my mother's [passing]. Anyway, to the doctor. I decided in December that I couldn’t go on the way I was. I was never leaving my boyfriend's house. I chose to go to therapy in seek of some help with my issues.
When I got an intake appointment, I had to see a doctor there to prescribe, what I expected to be an antidepressant. The moment I sat down, I already had a weird vibe from him. He was quiet, his tone was dull. We started going over my charts and why I was there, etc. and I told him everything he needed to know.
I told him about my guilt, and a prior issue I had even before my mother's [passing]. I have a phobia of vomiting, so I brought it up. This doctor told me to just “throw up”, and i would no longer be afraid. He then proceeded to say that I was a very anxious person who is “on the spectrum”. and finally, the KICKER, he told me all my loved ones would go to hell.
Needless to say, I walked out of there sobbing my eyes out. I called the place to file a complaint and thankfully—haven’t seen that man since.
#11 Moonlight is just the afterglow after they turn the sun off for the night
Source: UnderThat,llee_wu
#12 Ever been to a hospital? Those doctors and nurses are falling over dead every day. Oh, the humanity!
Source: LimpGur556,7C0
#13 Her science teacher be like: Fine!
Source: w0mba7,Pejman Parvandi
She said, "Not enough teenage girls are studying science, we need to turn this around 360°."
#14 My friend thought that the black market was a store in each city that you could go walk around and buy guns and poison and stuff
Source: SlimJim31415,Kai Hendry
#15 And how many of your family and friends have caught amputations since?
Source: SlaterVJ,Richard
#16 Makes you really wonder how some people even make it to adulthood
Source: SuvenPan, Kevin Gill
"If Earth is spinning, why my front door is always facing east?"
#17 It is, spread by our Lizard Overlords. To distract us from the 5g towers giving everyone the virus
Source: Historical-Tie-7390, Pedro Szekely
A colleague of mine thought jellyfish were a myth.
#18 I don't wanna know how many reservations that hostess has screwed up
Source: beard_lover, Dennis Sylvester Hurd
#19 Come on Ed. Use your head
Source: Maxwyfe,persand
"Because you didn't respond to our emails and you failed to appear in court."
"But I don't check my email."
B***h, you hired us by email.
Second favorite: "They never saw me driving, though."
"Ed, you were passed out in the driver's seat next to an empty bottle of vodka, covered in your own urine. They're gonna suspect you were driving drunk."
"Yeah, but who saw me driving though?"
#20 RBG, Sonia Sotomayer, Elena Kagan, Sandra Day O'Connor
Source: AdolfBonaparte69,bswise
#21 The fact that he is using cartoons to hone his language skills tells a story
Source: RevolutionaryEggRoll, Scot NelsonF
For context, we were watching a Phineas and Ferb movie they were all on a chain over lava. Phineas tells them to let go of the cliff and Candace says something along the lines of “I have 1 word for you! LA-VA!” And then his brother looked at us and proudly said “that’s 2 words, dumba&s”. He was/is notorious for having little to no common sense.
#22 Based on this thread, they are DESPERATELY needed
Source: Cat_Astrophe_X, Gord Webster
That public libraries are irrelevant in today's society.
#23 Not mammals? What are they then? Dinosaurs?
Source: a-jm93, reader of the pack
That of course Cats and Dogs are opposites, like the opposite of up is down, etc. And that of course they're not mammals...
#24 And these people are allowed to work in colleges and the medical field... We need better education!
Source: magicrowantree, Christopher, Tania, and Isabelle Luna
" ...don't let your OB do the ultrasound too long! No more than 10 seconds or you'll fry the baby alive!"
My MIL teaches ultrasound technology at a local college. And she told me this. She was always into fear-mongering, but good god, all I could do was stare at her dumbfounded and eventually say, "uh, no, that's not how ultrasounds work..."
Bonus just because it's a common stupidity. My FIL claims you can't get COVID if you're vaccinated. He works in the medical field.