Don’t drink and drive. People must have been hearing about this all the time. It’s against the law to drive while intoxicated. And it’s also a dangerous action. Your affected mind cannot respond accurately and quickly enough to any unexpected situation would it happen. That’s why accidents are more likely to happen late at night when the bars are closed, and the drivers are not sober on their way home.
Drunk driving is dangerous. But when people are drunk, they can do something even crazier than that. Texts sent from drunken heads are seriously the funniest things people can see when they open their phones. Seriously, there should be a law that prohibits people from drunk texting, or some unlucky person can get injured from laughing too hard. Sit tight and scroll down to check out the list below. We have collected some of the most hilarious and embarrassing drunk texts to present to you. Enjoy!
#1 My Drunk Friend
#2 I Was Rudely Awaken From My Sleep By Drunk Text Messages From The Undergrad I Supervise In My Lab… Let’s Just Say Mario Cart Saved Her Ass
#3 Smooth Move Drunk Me…
#4 Got So Drunk Last Night I Thought I Was Texting My Friend For A Ride, But I Was Just Texting Myself For The Whole Time
#5 May Or May Not Be Drunk At This Moment In Time
#6 Most People Drunk Text Their Ex Or Someone They Fancy…. Not Me…. What The Actual Fuck Was Going Through My Drunken Mind
#7 Going Through My Messages After A Night Of Drinking
#8 Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife
#9 I Was Trying To Drunk Text My Gf Last Night But Sent It To My Boss Instead
#10 Dealing With Problems Like
#11 Why Can’t I Just Drunk Text Like Normal People?
#12 How Not To Drunk Text Your Friends That Like Cats
#13 Liquid Clearly Did Something To Be Last Night. Sorry Boohoo Customer Service
#14 Remind Me Never To Go On Carousell When I’m Drunk And High Ever Again
#15 Just Got A Drunk Message From My Dad
#16 Best Friend And A Drunk Me Text
#17 Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk
#18 Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
#19 I’m Drunk
#20 Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There