J.R.R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings is one of the most iconic fantasy novels of all time. The adaptations directed by Peter Jackson are also one of the most legendary movie franchises so far. Scroll down to find out the funny quotes from movies in the franchise.
#1. Gandalf’s Quotes
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Source: New Line Cinema
- “A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”
- “When in doubt, follow your nose.”
- “You shall not pass!”
- “One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. And one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!”
- “All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.”
- “Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.”
#2. Bilbo Baggins And Frodo Baggins’ Quotes
Source: New Line Cinema
- "No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!" - Bilbo
- “Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember.” - Bilbo
- “I thought up an ending for my book: ‘And he lived happily ever after, unto the end of his days.'” - Bilbo
- “I don’t know, and I would rather not guess.” - Frodo
- “I’m glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee… here at the end of all things.” - Frodo
- “Not all those who wander are lost.” - Bilbo
#3. Samwise Gamgee’s Quotes
Source: New Line Cinema
- “There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”
- “It’s like in the great stories, my Frodo. The ones that really mattered… and sometimes you didn’t want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? But, in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass.”
- “Potatoes. Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew.”
- “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you.”
- “Books ought to have good endings. How would this do? ‘And they all settled down and lived together happily ever after.'”
#4. Other Characters’ Quotes
Source: New Line Cinema
- “Nobody tosses a Dwarf!” - Gimli
- “One does not simply walk into Mordor.” - Boromir
- “Lembas! Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.” - Legolas
- “How many did you eat?” - Merry
- “Four.” - Pippin
- “What about second breakfast?” - Pippin
- “Deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.” - Aragorn
- “Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.” - Lady Galadriel
- “It came to me. It’s mine, my own, my love, my precious.” - Gollum
- “And to that, I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” - Arwen
- “This day does not belong to one man but to all. Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace.” — Aragorn