Some Things About British Food French People Just Can't Handle

Britain is the land of quite much uniqueness in both nature and culture. Specifically, here you can find many cuisines that are like no other. Don't talk about how they taste just yet; their names and appearance at first are already suspicious enough. For example, rumbledethumps, a dish made from cabbage, potato, and onion, usually go with some cheese toppings. Even though it looks nothing more than mashed potato with bits of crunch, it tasted surprisingly good.
However, some other British foods are legit questionable in many aspects. Yes, food is culture, and each country has its cultural traits. Therefore, it's easy to see even neighboring countries have some things that perplex each other. Similarly, many French people find it frustrating to witness how British people do with their food. Pre-sliced courgette sheets?! Giraffe baguette?! What are people doing here?
Below are some things about British food that enrage Fench folks. As some say, "Sorry, but your food and drink are terrible."

#1 These pre-sliced courgette sheets, for people who go to the trouble of making courgette lasagna yet somehow can't be bothered to slice the courgettes themselves

#2 This pizza, which looks pre-digested as well as pre-cooked

#3 This "snack", which barely even deserves to be called food

#4 Seriously, Brits, you drink Mars bars? What is your problem?

#5 This thing, which does not resemble anything we would recognize as pastry

#6 That'll be just a regular baguette, then

#7 This laughable excuse for chocolate

#8 This Christmas meal in sandwich form, presumably aimed at people who hate their family but still want to feel Christmasy

#9 And this, somewhat posher, version

#10 This vacuum-packed, pre-sliced watermelon – as if that were a thing any normal human being needed

#11 This lettuce wrapped in cellophane, for shoppers who don't fancy a bagged salad but don't want it comes loose

#12 For a French person, this restaurant's name is just hilarious. Yes, it means "prick"

#13 This declaration of war. Guys, that is not a croissant. Must you desecrate everything that is good and right in this world?

#14 This vomit-inducing condiment

#15 A spreadable yeast paste that tastes of beer. Sure, of course, why not?

#16 WINE BOTTLES THAT YOU UNSCREW INSTEAD OF UNCORK, FFS