20 Examples Of Garbage Soccer Stadium Food, Or Footy Scran As People Say

Daniel Figaro

In the world, soccer is the king of the sport. It's also true in the US, even though we're not actually great at it. However, technically speaking, many say that soccer is the absolute worst. Maybe it's because of players playing fake injuries. Or maybe it's because that 90-minute match ends in a disgraceful 1-1 tie. Whatever the reason, we usually leave the stadium with more dissatisfaction than excitement.
Well, not just that. The match is awful, and so is the food we order inside the stadium. Have you ever tried the food in a soccer stadium? If not, here we have some of the finest examples to show you just how bad it is. Twitter account FootyScran is dedicated to collecting the most disgusting and foul foods in the soccer world. Scroll down and check them out in the lust below.

#1 This is supposed to be a ham and cheese panini


#2 I'm all about mayo on hot dogs, Chilean style. But this is atrocious


#3 Would you like some fries with your cheese?


#4 Scouse pie, which somehow looks worse than it sounds


#5 No lie. This is a cow rectum sandwich


#6 This is fried chicken paste, whatever that means


#7 A chorizo sandwich? Apparently


#8 Bangers and mash. Which I would have given a chance, but not after seeing this picture


#9 Soccer's version of "cheese fries"


#10 Here's a burger, if you can even call it that


#11 A pizza hot dog with mustard


#12 Maybe just stop trying to make burgers at soccer games


#13 This pie that looks like it fell on the ground


#14 Pea mush, fries, mint sauce. WTF


#15 A meatball hamburger. Read that again


#16 Whatever this catastrophe happens to be


#17 'Shareable' fried chicken bites


#18 Vegan hot dogs and vegan fries


#19 Vertical spaghetti. Every great, great Italian grandmother just rolled over in their graves


#20 Roast beef. Might I suggest cooking it next time