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15 Hilarious & Cursed Avengers Recast That No One Asks For

Lucas Aquino

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has turned the names of actors such as Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Scarlett Johansson into legends. Their role-defining appearances in Marvel Movies are their identities, and there is no way that the studio can replace them with other Hollywood stars.

That being said, it would be an entirely different story if the MCU movies, such as The Avengers, turned into a parody movie. Imagine if our favorite Earth’s Mightiest Heroes were played by actors who are completely unrelated to the role. Will they fit the role they play? No. But it will sure be funny as heck! Therefore, let’s check out the most cursed Avengers lineup there is, provided to you by Andy Pants!

#1. Steve Buscemi (Hotel Transylvania) As Iron Man

Steve Buscemi (Hotel Transylvania) As Iron Man Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Buscemi would make a great Tony Stark. Just look at those tired eyes!

#2. Gary Busey (Black Sheep) As Thor

Gary Busey (Black Sheep) As Thor Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
If anything, Gary Busey is fit enough to play Thor in Avengers: Endgame

#3. Anna Faris (Scary Movie) As Black Widow

Anna Faris (Scary Movie) As Black Widow Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Black Widow? More like Blonde Widow to me.

#4. Nicholas Cage (National Treasure) As Captain America

Nicholas Cage (National Treasure) As Captain America Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Interestingly, Cage already played Ghost Rider of the Marvel Comics, so he would have no problem performing another MCU hero. Maybe not Captain America though.

#5. Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) As Hawkeye

Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) As Hawkeye Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Instead of shooting arrows, this Hawkeye will dispatch his enemies with jokes and silly acts.

#6. Larry David (Seinfeld) As The Hulk

Larry David (Seinfeld) As The Hulk Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Larry David’s receding hairline looks surprisingly good in Hulk’s body.

#7. Pete Davidson (The Suicide Squad) As Doctor Strange

Pete Davidson (The Suicide Squad) As Doctor Strange Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
This guy over here might look a bit too goofy to play Sorcerer Supreme.

#8. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (The Fast Saga) As Black Panther

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson (The Fast Saga) As Black Panther Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
The only realistic cast so far in this list. The Rock would make a great Black Panther.

#9. Haley Joel Osment (The Lake) As Ant-Man

Haley Joel Osment (The Lake) As Ant-Man Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Luckily the Pym Particles can take care of his weight problems.

#10. Jada Pinkett Smith (Collateral) As The Wasp

Jada Pinkett Smith (Collateral) As The Wasp Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
Now with Will Smith as Ant-Man and Jaden as Stature, we’ll have a complete set!

#11. Roseanne Barr (She-Devil) As Captain Marvel

Roseanne Barr (She-Devil) As Captain Marvel Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
At least she will make the character of Carol Danvers much funnier on screen.

#12. Jennifer Coolidge (Click) As The Scarlet Witch

Jennifer Coolidge (Click) As The Scarlet Witch Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
The Scarlet Witch we didn’t know we needed.

#13. James Corden (Trolls) As Quicksilver

James Corden (Trolls) As Quicksilver Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
This Quicksilver needs a bit of weight loss, it seems.

#14. Shia LaBeouf (Transformers) As Loki

Shia LaBeouf (Transformers) As Loki Source: Andy Pants, Facebook
To be honest, Shia definitely has the look to play the God of Mischief. However, the role is already occupied.

#15. Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) As Thanos

Bill Cosby (The Cosby Show) As Thanos Source: Andy Pants, Facebook

Instead of snapping fingers, this Thanos will crack jokes left and right.

Would you watch Avengers movies with these actors playing the roles? Do you want to make any other suggestions? Let us know in the comments.

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