A Compilation Of "Go Drunk, You're Home" Moments

Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by the authors at Aubtu, some people just don't know when enough is enough.
From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover!

#1. "Got Wasted, Woke Up Like This"

Luigee3310

#2. "I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One"

OMG_SHUT_UP_KAREN

#3. "My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today"

ramjetrulz

#4. "So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning."

AbstractCeilingFan

#5. "Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text"

losingseIf

#6. "Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?"

manny135

#7. "I Told My Mum I Was At Home In Bed And I Sent Her This"

daizy1999

#8. "My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked Into The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order."

mariuspole

#9. "Whoever You Are, You Were More Drunk Than That Other Guy..."

hadhad69

#10. "My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath"

Ashtynk

#11. "So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort"

dangleberries4lunch

#12. "Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened"

DrunkAlbatross

#13. "I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts"

zrcjessica

#14. "This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal"

Topham_Kek

#15. Hey Bro, It's Time To Go Home

reddit.com

#16.  "INSTRUCTIONS: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep."

cnorwk8

#17. "My Friend Was Drunk And On Xanax When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It."

yllwsnow2

#18. "This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge."

ImNtYrGuyBddy

#19. "Was Pretty Stoned Last Night, I Wonder Why I Didn't Get Up On Time"

sammyfrisa

#20. "My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This"

ballison10

#21. "Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe"

Justched