11 Celebrities Who Would Break The Internet If They Started Their Porn Careers
For some celebs, porn may be considered a career demotion. Plenty of famous people have found themselves working in the adult Entertainment industry. For example, Dustin Diamond and Jaimee Foxworth both found minor success in porn. Typically, Jaimee, who starred in the ‘90s sitcom “Family Matters” as a child, turned to porn when she was just 19 to make ends meet.
Entering the entertainment industry means that you engage in cut-throat competition and work in a fast-paced environment that easily kills the dreams and hopes of those who aren't prepared to suffer and persevere. Because of it, many chose to work in the adult film industry before breaking out into mainstream films.
However, have you ever imagined what if some actors who never starred in adult movies, started their porn careers? It’s a tough question, right? According to Reddit, we completed a list of actors who certainly break the Internet if they starred in porn movies.
He’s ridiculous. If he went into porn, no need for CERN Portals to be opening everywhere. (decadentdarkness)
There was this segment from Conan (I think it's "In the year 3000") where Conan and The Rock made fun of each other. Conan's joke went like "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson will quit wrestling and will be a porn star. His screen name will be "Dwayne 'The Johnson' Johnson". (SetaSanzaki)
I used to work with a 23 yr old guy who said he didn't give a shit how old Dolly Parton was. He would still bang the shit out of her. (darkaurora84)
Dolly is as close to a modern day Saint as we have in this country. If she's up for it you oblige. (dumberthenhelooks)
Entering the entertainment industry means that you engage in cut-throat competition and work in a fast-paced environment that easily kills the dreams and hopes of those who aren't prepared to suffer and persevere. Because of it, many chose to work in the adult film industry before breaking out into mainstream films.
However, have you ever imagined what if some actors who never starred in adult movies, started their porn careers? It’s a tough question, right? According to Reddit, we completed a list of actors who certainly break the Internet if they starred in porn movies.
#1 Henry Cavill
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No need to imagine. Go play Witcher 3, there is plenty of it. (RITFL)He’s ridiculous. If he went into porn, no need for CERN Portals to be opening everywhere. (decadentdarkness)
#2 The Rock
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Nah man. His Christian name has the real kink. (steego)There was this segment from Conan (I think it's "In the year 3000") where Conan and The Rock made fun of each other. Conan's joke went like "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson will quit wrestling and will be a porn star. His screen name will be "Dwayne 'The Johnson' Johnson". (SetaSanzaki)
#3 Hugh Jackman
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Hugh Jackman already has a porn name. (hdhdhdhdzjursx)#4 Jessica Alba
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I remember this one episode where she was riding a motorcycle and there's a fat guy sitting behind, riding with her. She told her to hold on tight, he hold her breast instead. Then she said "lower", he hold her thighs. And then she said "not that low". That's all I ever remember about Dark Angel. (tangledupinbetween)#5 William DaFoe
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it’s because his dick is so huge rumor is they had to cgi/body double it to be more modest in a film. Absolutely I’m now curious. (Stardustchaser)#6 Danny DeVito
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That would be the moment the whole world anticipated impatiently. (BlueExorzist)#7 Christina Hendricks
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I remember when I first saw her on Mad Men & thought they'd padded her to look like that for the era. I was very wrong. (Leona_Faye)
#8 Chris Evans
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Chris Evans I mean it was a huge thing (pun) when his dick pick got leaked. (EvelynMontauk)#9 Keanu Reeves
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being Keanu Reeves it'd be under, Porn for Women, HOT but respectful. (ShovelingSunshine)#10 Margot Robbie
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I'm gay as Christmas, but Margot would have my attention. (SynthPrax)#11 Dolly Parton
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Dolly Parton - I mean how long have we been looking and just curious about them sweater puppies? (SargentSchultz)I used to work with a 23 yr old guy who said he didn't give a shit how old Dolly Parton was. He would still bang the shit out of her. (darkaurora84)
Dolly is as close to a modern day Saint as we have in this country. If she's up for it you oblige. (dumberthenhelooks)
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