The Most Hilarious Comebacks Ever Screenshotted - A Full List to Marvel!

Emily Mahboobeh
Sep 14, 2022
Sep 14, 2022

How many types of responses are there? Most readers will tell us, aren't there two? Wrong answers and correct answers?
Well, you are not entirely wrong. But actually, we have three: bad, right, and perfect responses. The latter is an art that few folks out there can master, and trust us, these 24 hilarious replies below will reshape everything you have ever learned. Get ready to burst out of laughter (or nod along with it).

1. "I mean, he's not wrong..."

Source: CeWash

Also, zip codes are like zodiac sign with data.

2. Your daily dose of confidence boost: flat-earthers.

Source: svrmster103

3. "I love how they can fit 5 European coaches but only 4 American coaches."

Source: IShallPetYourDogo

To know the ball, you must become the ball.

4. "civil societies"

Source: Brielle-_-

5. Gonna need some cream for that burn mate.

Source: AOC

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6. Started at the bottom and he’s still there!

Source: OldFingerman

A power-bottom.

7. "Both Magnus Carlsen and I can play chess."

Source: Ntheboss

And both the man in a bulletproof vest and the man not in a bulletproof vest can still catch a bullet to the chest. But you know the result...

8. Clueless.

Source: perineumoan

9. Careful of what you say.

Source: DutchSapphire

And that’s just on ONE FREAKING APP.

10. Getting owned by their own kids.

Source: GrantTanaka

I'd be so proud of my kid for that level of snarkiness.

Truly, a cunning linguist.

14. "I love that they spelled vaxxed wrong."

Source: zzuhruf

15. Other people’s kids are a surprisingly great form of birth control.

Source: Imgur

Who needs kids anyway. (LOL, jk)

16. This "Masculine theory" guy:

Source: LesPaltaX

17. "Flameproofing? But my house isn't on fire!"

Source: ZacReligious

18. "you shouldn't."

Source: laptitudee

"Man, I’m ugly & got no personality."

19. “How many gold medals do you have?”

Source: asianj1m

Debra was too lazy to read the first 2 words "teen Olympian".

20. To dress up

Source: biscuitbutt11

If that's how they dress then I'm gonna go to olive garden wayy more often.

21. She got played by her own words.

Source: Wensted

22. "hideous little goatee"

Source: Unknown

23. Common sense is really rare these days.

Source: productivitybeginner

24. Much cheaper

Source: Machibex

But why would she even be arguing against a DNA test in the first place?

25. Check yourself before you come for others.

Source: Imgur

Don't like how people call only fans "not a real job". You might not like it but it is a job, and it makes them money.

26. Elite finish.

Source: MythicalBeast263

"The day I have to start paying a smaller amount I shall move out and pay an even greater amount, and I'll have to pack and unpack, as well! Wait, what..."