Police shared 10 funny 911 calls that can actually crack you up
People often call 911 when they feel the fear, anxiety, and outrage have a way of clouding one’s thought processes. However, in reality, there are a lot of funny 911 calls that you never can expect about them before.
Here are the real funny 911 calls that can actually crack you up
1. This dangerously tight shirt
"I got a call about a man who required extrication from an Under Armor insulated shirt. His shoulder popped out of the socket while he was pulling it on, and it was halfway off when his arm locked and dislocated. He was laughing, and said, 'I would have driven myself to the hospital, but I would've had to drive with my arm out the window!'
— u/Dispatcher122. This family emergency
"I once called 911 because I cut my finger and wanted to talk to my mom who was a dispatcher. I cried and asked to talk to her by name. She was more pissed at my dad for not waking up when I tried to go to him first."
— u/RAnDomBandGirl3. This concerning child:
"I was a 911 dispatcher years ago, this specific call that still makes me laugh. A frazzled mother called because her 6-year-old had gotten onto the roof and she couldn’t get him down. She kept screaming about how we needed to hurry, but not because she was worried he would get hurt. Apparently, he had done this before, and last time he peed in the air vents."
— u/VagabondPTA4. These dance moves that were so good, they seemed illegal:
"My friend had the cops called on him because he was doing 'liquid' at the C train station. It's is a form of dancing at raves where your hands move in a way that looks like they're liquid. The person who called the cops was scared it was satanic or something."
— u/angelerulastiel6. My, what thin walls you have?
A Canadian woman dialed 911 after hearing yelling and shouting coming from her neighbor’s apartment. When cops arrived, they pounded on the door until the occupant finally opened up. That’s when they discovered that the man was in no danger. He’d just been having a rough time on the toilet. Source: web.orange.co.uk. 7. The scaredy-cat-crook
A Romanian man called police to report hearing a strange noise in the house he happened to be burgling. Police arrived and arrested the man, who, as it turned out, was the only one in the house, aside from the homeowner’s noisy cat. Source: Shortlist.com. 8. If she took a shower once in a while, she might know these things
After Elaine Owens saw a red glow in her trailer’s bathroom, she called 911 to report a fire. When firemen showed up, they discovered that the flames were actually sunlight reflected off the shower curtain. Source: theworldlink.com. 9. To cry, to sleep no more
A ten-year-old Brockton, Massachusetts boy called 911, then abruptly hung up. When the dispatcher called back, she discovered the problem: Much to the boy’s annoyance, his mother was insisting that he go to bed. Source: boston.com
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Here are the real funny 911 calls that can actually crack you up
1. This dangerously tight shirt
"I got a call about a man who required extrication from an Under Armor insulated shirt. His shoulder popped out of the socket while he was pulling it on, and it was halfway off when his arm locked and dislocated. He was laughing, and said, 'I would have driven myself to the hospital, but I would've had to drive with my arm out the window!'— u/Dispatcher12
2. This family emergency
"I once called 911 because I cut my finger and wanted to talk to my mom who was a dispatcher. I cried and asked to talk to her by name. She was more pissed at my dad for not waking up when I tried to go to him first."— u/RAnDomBandGirl
3. This concerning child:
"I was a 911 dispatcher years ago, this specific call that still makes me laugh. A frazzled mother called because her 6-year-old had gotten onto the roof and she couldn’t get him down. She kept screaming about how we needed to hurry, but not because she was worried he would get hurt. Apparently, he had done this before, and last time he peed in the air vents."— u/VagabondPTA
4. These dance moves that were so good, they seemed illegal:
"My friend had the cops called on him because he was doing 'liquid' at the C train station. It's is a form of dancing at raves where your hands move in a way that looks like they're liquid. The person who called the cops was scared it was satanic or something."5. This poorly designed panic alarm:
— u/angelerulastiel
6. My, what thin walls you have?
A Canadian woman dialed 911 after hearing yelling and shouting coming from her neighbor’s apartment. When cops arrived, they pounded on the door until the occupant finally opened up. That’s when they discovered that the man was in no danger. He’d just been having a rough time on the toilet. Source: web.orange.co.uk. 7. The scaredy-cat-crook
A Romanian man called police to report hearing a strange noise in the house he happened to be burgling. Police arrived and arrested the man, who, as it turned out, was the only one in the house, aside from the homeowner’s noisy cat. Source: Shortlist.com. 8. If she took a shower once in a while, she might know these things
After Elaine Owens saw a red glow in her trailer’s bathroom, she called 911 to report a fire. When firemen showed up, they discovered that the flames were actually sunlight reflected off the shower curtain. Source: theworldlink.com. 9. To cry, to sleep no more
A ten-year-old Brockton, Massachusetts boy called 911, then abruptly hung up. When the dispatcher called back, she discovered the problem: Much to the boy’s annoyance, his mother was insisting that he go to bed. Source: boston.com 10. “Hello, fashion police?”
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