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Unbelievable Things Men Have Said To Women While They Are Giving Birth

According to Valerie Ah Chee, “There’s a lot of fear around birth. You can’t help but connect fear with birth if you are going to a hospital. Because in the back of our minds, we know that hospitals are where we go when we are really sick. Birth has become absorbed into that system, unfortunately. But how do we get that sacredness back? By empowering each other as Aboriginal women. By being surrounded by Aboriginal women and midwives when we give birth.”

The husband’s presence might provide the wife with more strength during the most difficult times. The spouse can assist and encourage the mother-to-be throughout the whole labor and delivery process. However, not all husbands have the patience or the knowledge necessary to support their spouses throughout childbirth. They are disclosing what they said to their spouses as they were giving birth, just like these men on the list below. We had to share these with you right away since they are so humorous. To see them, scroll down.

Especially, if your wife is going to give birth, stay calm, confident, and supportive, and try your best to become her main source of comfort. For example, you can hold your partner’s hands, utter encouraging words, and do everything they can to make the process of giving birth as painless as possible.

Some men really don’t know what to say when their partners are in labor

She decided to speak up after TikToker and mom @sydneylaurenco urged other parents to share the “most irritating thing your partner did while you were in labor.” We have chosen some of the more intriguing responses, and we are confident that you will find them amusing and grating.

Source: E!

One mom shared her experience:

@sydneylaurenco

#momtok #momlife #laborstory #newborn #newmom

♬ original sound – Sydney Scott

She kicked it off with her story:

“I had my daughter 4 weeks early. I had to be induced; the pain was so bad I had to wait until I was 6 centimeters dilated before I got an epidural, so it was probably the longest time I’d been in that much pain. I was throwing up and couldn’t even cry — that’s how much pain I was in.

And before the nurse left the room, my husband was like, ‘Hey, before you leave, do you think I could get an allergy pill? Because my allergies are killing me.'”

Source: sydneylaurenco

And…

Fellow moms like @abi.twinsmom shared their own stories:

“After 16 hours (9 of them being unmedicated), my husband cut the cord, they got the baby breathing, and he then comes up to me and says, ‘I did good, didn’t I?

I cut the cord, and I watched the whole thing, and I didn’t even pass out! I did good, didn’t I?!’”

Source: abi.twinsmom

And also, @itsme_mrsp:

“During one of the most intense parts of my last labor, I was contracting maybe every two minutes, or even less than that. My husband looked over at me and said, ‘Well babe, I’m gonna go ahead and take a nap, so I can be ready.’

I still wonder, to this day, what he was preparing for except to watch me push.”

Source: itsme_mrsp

Be quiet…

Source: Courtney Jenkins

Source: Mary Ann Gabbard

Husbands who need to rest a bit…

Source: Natascha

Source: Astra

Source: mrsmorrow

So cruel…

Source: Samantha

Source: user2940881267807

Some husbands are so lucky to be alive…

Source: JessieCares

Source: Áshlèy Ashes

Those couches in hospital waiting rooms are so uncomfortable…

Source: TayLaO

Source: user1811253368462

Source: Erica S

Source: Nicole Marie Feketa

Those late fees at Blockbuster really hurt…

Source: Shelby

Source: kaylaa.sorto

Source: Callie Jo

Source: La S.

Well, your torments are over now…

Source: user1811253368462

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