20 Ridiculously Useless Gifts That You Will Impulsively Buy One Day

Have you been practicing your “this-is-the-worst-present-ever-but-I-love-you-so-I’ll-pretend-to-like-it” smile? What if, for example, someone gives you a beer phone? Umm, does anyone use a landline anymore? And if they do, are they the demographic that would want a Budweiser handset? And what about the luxury gold-plated staples? The fake Yellow Pages booster seat is another one I just don’t get (save your money, be eco, and use a real phone book!) And don’t even get me started on the Croc cell phone case. I’m really not sure why someone would think these items would bring joy in the first place, but hey, I guess if these items exist, someone must want them, right?
To help you perfect your polite, fake excited smile, we’ve put together a ‘worst-case scenario’ cluster of the silliest, strangest, most peculiar, and plain useless gifts that you will probably impulse buy one day, LOL.

#1. THESE GLOWING LED WINE GLASSES – THE 70’S CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR CUPS BACK

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#2. THIS SPRAY THE TIME CLOCK – WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA USE THIS

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#3. THIS OUTFIT THAT HAS NO EXCUSE TO EXIST

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#4. THIS WILSON BALL – WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT I’M LONELY?

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#5. THESE SALAMI NOTES – GREAT, NOT ONLY YOU GAVE ME A USELESS PRESENT I CANT EVEN EAT THESE!

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#6. THIS UNICORN MEAT. I ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT’S IN THERE

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#7. THIS UNDER-CAP – LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME

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#8. THIS PEEING OLD GUY WHISKY BOTTLE, BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANT TO THINK OF PEE WHEN YOU DRINK

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#9. THIS LAMP – UNLESS YOU’RE JAMES BOND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PUT THIS NEXT TO YOUR BED

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#10. THIS SWEATER – REALLY?

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#11. THIS SHIRT – NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE – ALIEN FLASHBACKS ALL OVER AGAIN! NOPE

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#12. THIS ASHTRAY – THANKS DUDE, NOW I’LL FEEL LIKE DYING EVERY TIME I’LL SMOKE ONE UP

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#13. THIS GOATEE SAVER. DO WE REALLY NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE?

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#14. THIS VIKING HAT WITH MATCHING MOUSTACHE. CMON! THIS LOOKS RIDICULOUS

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#15. THIS CROCS SHAPED PHONE HOLDER – BECAUSE YOU DON’T LOOK STUPID ENOUGH WITH JUST THE SHOES

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#16. THIS DECAPITATED TEDDY BEAR LAMP – WAKING UP NEXT TO THIS THING EVERY MORNING IS NICE

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#17. THESE CANS OF OXYGEN – ” HEY MAN, I JUST BOUGHT YOU AIR FOR 4.99 A CAN

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#18. THIS HAND MADE CONDOM ART – THANKS?

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#19. THIS BANANA CAPSULE. TO KEEP YOUR BANANA FRESH

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#20. THIS EGG TESTING APP, WILL CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR EGGS ARE FRESH

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