17 Times Online Buyers Turned Out To Be Totally Delusional

In theory, selling something online should be simple, but those who have tried it report that there is a lot that goes into it. Trying to convince irrational buyers is one of them. Some people have had to deal with everything, including creepy advances, death threats, and displays of blatant entitlement.
It's impressive that the seller maintained their composure during even the most inflammatory of these meetings, let alone the amazing reply they really delivered. If you plan to sell anything online, be sure to arm yourself with some of these scathing retorts. Scroll down for a hilarious read of weird market demands published to the "choosing beggar" subreddit.

#1 Piece Of Sh*t Contacting Me In The Middle Of The Night. Hate These Type Of People

Source: DaddyGDjimbo

#2 $10 Entertainment Fee

Source: ApolloTheElder

#3 My Naive Boyfriend Tried Selling His Couch On Fb Marketplace And Got A Bunch Of Cbs So I Offered To Make The Ad For Him

Source:mroctopuswiener

#4 I’m Selling A 100% Silk Wedding Dress For £75. She Offered £30 To Drop It Off. Turns Out She Meant £30 And I Drop It Off In The Next 6 Hours Because She’s Getting Married In 9 Weeks And Can’t Afford The Fuel

Source:  little_jumbo

#5 One Star

Source: DRstoppage

#6 Can You Please Deliver That Free Item For Free? And I’ll Make You Feel Bad When You Decline. Smh

Source: jaxond24

#7 Choosing Beggar Wants A Fish Tank (With Everything Included) For Free

Source: IvoryMoonWriter

#8 Nothing Like Being Financially Vulnerable And Deciding Now Is The Time To Try To Look Rich

Source: Firebirdy95

#9  Jedi Skills Need Improvement

Source: SeveredSpring

#10 I’m Building Custom Pcs For People On Fb Marketplace And I Get This Tool

Source:AZsonny

#11 Single Mom, Unique Baby Name, Won’t Screw You Over, Cash On Hand!

Source: Ill_Spirit_233

#12 Cb Has An App Idea For Me

Source: aussieadam

#13 Asking Price 300. It Felt Good Not Replying

Source: reddit.com

#14 Forgot About This Gem From The Other Year From When I Was Trying To Sell My Old Phone!

Source: Neither-Jello

#15 Went From 0 To 100% Overboard

Source: Crownlessocto

#16 I Was Selling A Galaxy S10 For 250. The Night Before We Had Agreed On 180 After He Said He Only Had 160. Now He Tries To Get It For 75

Source: billybr