20+ Funny Yet Brutally Honest Tweets That Sum Up The Life Of Every Married Couple

"Only married couple can understand how you can be miserable and happy at the same time," said the famous comedian Chris Rock. Indeed, marriage has its ups and downs, its highs and lows. However, like with anything in life, these challenges can be solved with a sense of humor.
For that very reason, we have gathered a list of hilarious tweets for you that reveal the harsh-but-funny truths of marriage and its raw nature. We bet if you are married, you will find these tweets as relatable as you will find them hilarious. And if you are one of those singles, who are ready to mingle, then consider our post as a little inside scoop on married life. Without any further ado, let's scroll down and check them out; enjoy!

#1. I mean, hyphens are the worst of both worlds

Source: ElyKreimendahl

#2. Or... "OK, I'm going to hop in the shower." Every. Damn. Time.

Source: mommajessiec

#3. And to what they’re allergic.

Source: thepaulasuzanne

#4. Then he will come back and say, “I knew they weren’t going to work out.”

Source: BlkSoulBeauty

#5. For real.

Source: GeorgeResch

#6. Yes. This is true. It’s in the Husband manual.

Source: SheriAWilkinson

#7. Every married couple small talk ever:

Source: simoncholland

#8. Ask her how she is. If she says “Fine.” run very far, very fast.

Source: haysjr_9

#9. Dang. We know society has changed when “wage equity” is the safe word!

Source: CerromeRussell

#10. This:

Source: jjalenev

#11. Btw, only the first part of this is true LOL

Source: ElyKreimendahl

#12. Relationship goal

Source: sixfootcandy

#13. And…wallet and…socks

Source: ThisOneSayz

#14. Like parallel play but for grown-ups, and in separate houses

Source: deloisivete

#15. Well, I believe her

Source: magicmikecastle

#16. It's called a diaper bag when it's a baby, just FYI.

Source: Browtweaten

#17. Music tapas!

Source: daddygofish

#18. But who's paying?

Source: traciebreaux

#19. Gonna put "can provide tech support, open jars, and perform minor automotive repairs" in all my dating profiles now

Source: sixfootcandy

#20. EVERY.DAMN.TIME

Source: deloisivete

#21 Either that or the meatloaf wasn't really good

Source: Parkerlawyer

#22. Buying low-sodium bacon is a cry for help. Maybe your wife needs a spa day to de-stress?

Source: simoncholland

#23. I mean, you did take the vow

Source: kchironis

#24. Combine that with his deodorant and maybe you'll unlock his ability to fall asleep the instant his head hits the pillow

Source: mom_tho

#25. Roasted!!

Source: XplodingUnicorn

#26. Tough call

Source: FatherWithTwins

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