11 Worst Movies Ever Made That Deserve A One-Way Ticket To The Garbage Dump
Movies are such incredible art, and there’s nothing as joyful as watching a true cinematic masterpiece. However, some flicks are just plain stinkers despite millions of bucks poured in to make them. The list of worst movies just keeps going, with enough bombs to make you question your sanity.
From terrible acting to nonsensical plots, these dumpster fires are so bad you want to immediately run out of the theater. And yet, somehow they managed to make it onto the screen, leaving audiences scratching their heads and wondering what they had just witnessed. Well, if you have time, money, and brain cells to waste, at least these movies provide some so-bad-it’s-good fun. It's like watching a train wreck! (But don’t, seriously!)
Yes, we still recommend avoiding these stinkers at all costs. Or else after a few scenes in, you might want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.
There are some side stories involving a sleazy congressman played by Burt Reynolds and Moore's shady ex-husband played by Robert Patrick, but let's be real, nobody cares about that. And despite the film's title, it's not even remotely sexy. The only thing worth saving in the movie is the soundtrack.
Despite all the criticism and mockery, Wiseau still believes he's created a cinematic masterpiece. Bless his heart. If you're brave enough to sit through The Room, do yourself a favor and follow it up with The Disaster Artist.
But let's get back to The Hottie and the Nottie. With a title that screams "this movie is gonna be terrible," it's about a hot girl who refuses to go out on a date until her not-so-hot friend finds love. It's like a twisted fairy tale that has gone completely wrong. Morally bankrupt and narratively challenged, it's a movie that's better left forgotten.
Not only is it painfully repetitive, but it also commits the ultimate sin by simply slapping moments from the game over scenes from the movie. It's a creative decision that'll make you want to rip your hair out in frustration. So if you're in the mood for a movie that's as fun as banging your head against a wall, House of the Dead is the perfect pick.
Sure, the first movie in the franchise was alright, but The Last Knight? Yikes. It's a complete mess that makes no sense whatsoever. Not to mention, it's so boring that you'll wish you were watching paint dry instead. And don't even get me started on the endless, busy CGI sequences. The Last Knight is like a never-ending nightmare that'll leave you questioning why you ever liked robots in the first place.
This low-fi eyesore (and earsore) is about a family that takes a wrong turn in Texas and ends up running into a sacrificial cult. And let me tell you, Manos: The Hands of Fate is hard to endure on your own. But if you're a glutton for punishment and have a group of friends who love bad movies, then it's a glacially-paced party. Just make sure you have plenty of snacks on hand to distract from the pain of watching this cinematic disaster.
It’s a prime example of why some things just shouldn’t be made into movies, especially when they involve singing and dancing humanoid cats.
While it might not be the absolute worst movie ever made, it's definitely in the running for that dubious honor.
Watching it is like subjecting yourself to a sensory assault that will leave you scarred for life. So, unless you're a fan of feeling nauseous and disturbed for days on end, you might want to skip this one.
The story is as shallow as a kiddie pool and the characters are about as boring as hell. To call it a cinematic dumpster fire would be an insult to dumpster fires everywhere.
From terrible acting to nonsensical plots, these dumpster fires are so bad you want to immediately run out of the theater. And yet, somehow they managed to make it onto the screen, leaving audiences scratching their heads and wondering what they had just witnessed. Well, if you have time, money, and brain cells to waste, at least these movies provide some so-bad-it’s-good fun. It's like watching a train wreck! (But don’t, seriously!)
Yes, we still recommend avoiding these stinkers at all costs. Or else after a few scenes in, you might want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.
#11 The Wicker Man (2006)
Source: Warner Bros. Pictures
#10 Striptease (1996)
Source: IMDb
There are some side stories involving a sleazy congressman played by Burt Reynolds and Moore's shady ex-husband played by Robert Patrick, but let's be real, nobody cares about that. And despite the film's title, it's not even remotely sexy. The only thing worth saving in the movie is the soundtrack.
#9 The Room (2003)
Source: IMDb
Despite all the criticism and mockery, Wiseau still believes he's created a cinematic masterpiece. Bless his heart. If you're brave enough to sit through The Room, do yourself a favor and follow it up with The Disaster Artist.
#8 The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
Source: IMDb
But let's get back to The Hottie and the Nottie. With a title that screams "this movie is gonna be terrible," it's about a hot girl who refuses to go out on a date until her not-so-hot friend finds love. It's like a twisted fairy tale that has gone completely wrong. Morally bankrupt and narratively challenged, it's a movie that's better left forgotten.
#7 House of the Dead (2003)
Source: Letterboxd
Not only is it painfully repetitive, but it also commits the ultimate sin by simply slapping moments from the game over scenes from the movie. It's a creative decision that'll make you want to rip your hair out in frustration. So if you're in the mood for a movie that's as fun as banging your head against a wall, House of the Dead is the perfect pick.
#6 Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Source: Paramount Pictures
Sure, the first movie in the franchise was alright, but The Last Knight? Yikes. It's a complete mess that makes no sense whatsoever. Not to mention, it's so boring that you'll wish you were watching paint dry instead. And don't even get me started on the endless, busy CGI sequences. The Last Knight is like a never-ending nightmare that'll leave you questioning why you ever liked robots in the first place.
#5 Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Source: IMDb
This low-fi eyesore (and earsore) is about a family that takes a wrong turn in Texas and ends up running into a sacrificial cult. And let me tell you, Manos: The Hands of Fate is hard to endure on your own. But if you're a glutton for punishment and have a group of friends who love bad movies, then it's a glacially-paced party. Just make sure you have plenty of snacks on hand to distract from the pain of watching this cinematic disaster.
#4 Cats (2019)
Source: IMDb
It’s a prime example of why some things just shouldn’t be made into movies, especially when they involve singing and dancing humanoid cats.
#3 Disaster Movie (2008)
Source: Stan
While it might not be the absolute worst movie ever made, it's definitely in the running for that dubious honor.
#2 The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015)
Source: IMDb
Watching it is like subjecting yourself to a sensory assault that will leave you scarred for life. So, unless you're a fan of feeling nauseous and disturbed for days on end, you might want to skip this one.
#1 The Emoji Movie (2017)
Source: IMDb
The story is as shallow as a kiddie pool and the characters are about as boring as hell. To call it a cinematic dumpster fire would be an insult to dumpster fires everywhere.
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