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When Birthdays Completely Went Wrong For These Poor, Miserable Folks…

“Today is yours,” we tell people on their birthday. “Enjoy it.”

But sadly, nobody, not even Einstein, has owned that much time. If any. And in case we forget, the universe likes to remind us of that.

Bought 60 doughnuts for the office to celebrate? Too bad, you’ll need to self-isolate and work from home. Baked yourself a cake? Oops, the floor ate it all.

So what do we do when we get the short end of the stick? The only thing there’s left. Laugh. Here’s an exclusive Bored Panda list of the most unfortunate birthdays. Enjoy!

#1 This shirt at a kids’ birthday party

Source: TBbtk

#2 A “friend” staying over for the week had a slice of my mom’s birthday cake BEFORE we sang happy birthday

Source: The18YONormie

#3 I ordered my son’s birthday cake. I asked them to put XI and underneath that write Xavius (his name). I said I wanted XI, like the Roman numeral. This is what they made

Source: danielle.queenb

#4 Heard a loud splat from the kitchen, turns out my mother had just dropped my bday “cake”

Source: Connie______

#5 I’m on lockdown due to the COVID-19, this is how my 18th birthday party is looking

Source: ffSpartan

#6 Barbecue went up in flames on my grandad’s birthday

Source: Jimbob_Shannon

#7 My friend’s dad took his mom to see The sound of music for her birthday present today. This was his view

Source: DIFTHEGIANT

#8 That time on my 36th birthday, when my husband made me go on stage with all the other birthday boys and girls. That is the face of mortification

Source: MissRothmar

#9 Thanks to the asshole who stole my 14th birthday money. I hope you’re happy

Source: Hexxu

#10 When you have the same B-day and get each other the same gift

Source: _jessica_reyes

#11 I told my fiancé I got him the perfect 30th birthday cake.. it wasn’t what he expected

Source: MaliceMes

#12 My 10yr old made me a birthday card with detailed drawings of the buttholes of our 4 cats and titled it: “The Collection of BU**HOLES of the cats”

Source: DIY_Cosmetics

#13 Today was my Mum’s birthday…

Source: DrDevilCat

#14 This was supposed to be my brother’s birthday present… thanks UPS

Source: yeetice

#15 Went to the store to pick up a candle for my daughter’s Birthday, guess how old she’s turning?

Source: wtfbananaboat

#16 When you have candles, but not the “right” ones for your wife’s 39th birthday

Source: Kwantumflux

#17 When you’re so excited to make your bf open his first birthday present from an amazon shipment and it happens to be the wrong package filled with #kittylitter. But he’s still excited!

Source: margaurita

#18 Are baking fails tolerated here? My birthday cake just had a nosedive

Source: shapeshif7er

#19 First time ever making waffles for my husband’s birthday breakfast

Source: Lululabear

#20 For my son’s 1st birthday, I give you the cake we ordered and the cake we got

Source: jstehlick