Not everyone is suited for parenthood. If they are, they can still make a mistake by practicing their baby calming techniques before letting the child reveal its propulsion-exhaust system.
It's true. We're not joking. A mother recently told a tale of petty vengeance involving a family member who refused to listen to reason and had to deal with very reasonable consequences, such as returning a baby to its parents when they ask you to—even more so when the baby is making faces of abdominal pain—or risking getting poop in your pants.
It's true. We're not joking. A mother recently told a tale of petty vengeance involving a family member who refused to listen to reason and had to deal with very reasonable consequences, such as returning a baby to its parents when they ask you to—even more so when the baby is making faces of abdominal pain—or risking getting poop in your pants.
So, nearly 20 years of mee-ean things later, the mom finally got some catharsis with an all too familiar comeback and chocolate sundae combo.
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Pro tip: If a parent requests that you return their child, especially in a voice that is growing more and more desperate, heed their request before horrible things happen to good people.
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Otherwise, you'll get covered in what is essentially a baby poo sundae. Additionally, if you asked for it, you might receive a side dish of small-scale vengeance.
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Along with compliments on getting some satisfying retribution, people online applauded the mother's amusing writing and the baby's... pooping style.
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