Well, you are not entirely wrong. But actually, we have three: bad, right, and perfect responses. The latter is an art that few folks out there can master, and trust us, these 24 hilarious replies below will reshape everything you have ever learned. Get ready to burst out of laughter (or nod along with it).
1. "I mean, he's not wrong..."
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Also, zip codes are like zodiac sign with data.2. Your daily dose of confidence boost: flat-earthers.
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3. "I love how they can fit 5 European coaches but only 4 American coaches."
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To know the ball, you must become the ball.4. "civil societies"
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5. Gonna need some cream for that burn mate.
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funny tho."}" data-sheets-userformat="{"2":769,"3":{"1":0},"11":3,"12":0}">Update: she deleted the reply, but it's still funny tho.6. Started at the bottom and he’s still there!
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A power-bottom.7. "Both Magnus Carlsen and I can play chess."
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And both the man in a bulletproof vest and the man not in a bulletproof vest can still catch a bullet to the chest. But you know the result...8. Clueless.
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9. Careful of what you say.
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And that’s just on ONE FREAKING APP.10. Getting owned by their own kids.
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I'd be so proud of my kid for that level of snarkiness.11. Thank you Andy Wang!
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12. Love this guy.
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13. Linguistic comeback:
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Truly, a cunning linguist.14. "I love that they spelled vaxxed wrong."
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15. Other people’s kids are a surprisingly great form of birth control.
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Who needs kids anyway. (LOL, jk)16. This "Masculine theory" guy:
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17. "Flameproofing? But my house isn't on fire!"
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18. "you shouldn't."
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"Man, I’m ugly & got no personality."19. “How many gold medals do you have?”
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Debra was too lazy to read the first 2 words "teen Olympian".20. To dress up
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If that's how they dress then I'm gonna go to olive garden wayy more often.21. She got played by her own words.
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22. "hideous little goatee"
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23. Common sense is really rare these days.
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24. Much cheaper
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But why would she even be arguing against a DNA test in the first place?25. Check yourself before you come for others.
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Don't like how people call only fans "not a real job". You might not like it but it is a job, and it makes them money.26. Elite finish.
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"The day I have to start paying a smaller amount I shall move out and pay an even greater amount, and I'll have to pack and unpack, as well! Wait, what..."27. "I'm tired of being responsible for something that is entirely my responsibility."
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Why do I feel like when the kids go back to school, he’s going to forget how much he should appreciate teachers.28. She isn’t a walking womb smh.
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Also, what a creepy thing to tweet about.29. Netflix got no chill.
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Poor Bryan LOL.30. Oof size large.
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Kaela thought she did something, didn't she.31. That's not how it works Karen!
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If all the anti-vac people would have not had their vaccines when they were kids we wouldn't have this annoyance...32. How about attending naked.
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33. Elon Musk has a son??
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Update: oh woah, apparently he has 6 childs.34. On Instagram from an LGBTQ+ post from Reddit:
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Uhm, people follow reddit.. on instagram? What's the point?35. Old but gold:
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36. No you didn't.
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37. "He was asking for it!"
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"He shouldn't have been out during that time of day wearing what he was wearing."38. Not be a baby machine.
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"the transformed wife"? "godly womanhood"? Gosh, this lady is so brainwashed, it's sparkling inside her head.39. Beautiful.
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Dolly Parton is the absolute best.