What could be a better birthday present than making someone laugh? Okay, a real gift might be better, but a good laugh is also nice. Add one of our over 30 funny birthday wishes to a card for someone you care about to brighten their day.
Whether it's his, her, or someone else's birthday, you're sure to find a funny message here that will make them smile, if not laugh out loud. Feel like something is missing from your gift bag? Use one of our short wishes to give their gift that extra something. Even though they are short and sweet, they make you laugh a lot.
Whether it's his, her, or someone else's birthday, you're sure to find a funny message here that will make them smile, if not laugh out loud. Feel like something is missing from your gift bag? Use one of our short wishes to give their gift that extra something. Even though they are short and sweet, they make you laugh a lot.
#1. How Do You Say Happy Birthday In Crazy Ways?
- Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get. Happy birthday.
- Congratulations on another year of skillful death evasion! Happy birthday to you, my friend!
- Congratulations on getting slightly older! Happy birthday to you.
- Happy 500th birthday, Vampire. May you stay forever young!
- Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
#2. What Is A Fun Way To Say Happy Birthday? Some Funny Wishes For Birthday
- Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you, I’m the second kind.
- It’s your birthday, and you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
- I mean, you have ME, so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off, I guess…Happy birthday!
- Is it hotter in here than usual? It must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!
- Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.
- Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so boring without you there to watch.
#3. Short Funny Birthday Quotes For Best Friend
- A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
- Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
- Pls, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!
- I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s saying something. Happy Birthday!
- You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
- It’s so great that my crazy vibes are with your weirdness. Happy birthday!
- If you were my Uber driver, I’d give you five stars. Happy birthday!
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#4. Funny Birthday Wishes For Female Friend
- Happy birthday to my best friend! I’ll always cherish the memories that we have together. Here’s to more years and memories of being best friends!
- I love how we can trust each other so much and be in sync when we’re together. You always seem to know exactly what I’m thinking! Happy birthday to my amazing bestie!
- The best advice I have gotten has always been from you, the best friend I can ever wish for. Happy birthday to the best girl, best advisor, and best friend in the world!