What could possibly be a better gift on your birthday than the gift of laughter? Although an actual gift might be preferable, a laugh also works because it's also a gift too. Here are 20 funny birthday wishes you can write on a card for a loved one to brighten their day.
#1. What is a fun way to say happy birthday?
- It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!
- Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!
- To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!
- Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!
- You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
#2. What are some creative birthday wishes?
- Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
- I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!
- Everyone gets to be young once. Today it's official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!
- Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch
#3. How do you say happy birthday in a crazy way?
- Here’s wishing you the happiest birthday with all of my butt! (Why would I say “with all my heart” when my butt is definitely bigger.)
- For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!
- Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday, queen ????!
- Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock! ????
- If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!
#4. Short funny birthday wishes
- Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
- You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!
- Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!
- I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!