Best Funny Jokes Collections That Make All Your Friends Laugh

#1. Best Funny Jokes to tell your friends

• I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
• Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
• How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
• A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
• Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months, they say his days are numbered.
• Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
• Whiteboards are remarkable.
• My lack of knowledge on Greek literature has always been my Achilles' elbow.
• It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
• Anybody who believes in telekinesis raise my hand.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent.
• I, for one, like Roman numerals.
• There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
• I submitted ten puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win, but no pun in ten did.

#2. Best Funny Jokes for kids

•  Why did the cell phone get glasses? Because she lost all her contacts.

• How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

• What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? Knead for Speed.

• Why is Santa good at karate? He has a black belt.

• Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? Beast Buy.

• What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport? Figure skating.

• What did the snowflake say to the road? Let’s stick together.

• Why did the turkey join a band? So he could use his drumsticks.

#3. Best Funny Jokes for teens

• Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?-Because they can't even.

• What did the punching bag say to the boxer?-Hit me baby, one more time.

• Why did God supposedly make men before He made women?-Because everyone needs a rough draft.

• What did one light bulb say to the other?-Watt's up?

• What can you catch but not throw?-Your breath.

• Why is the obtuse angle sad?-Because it's never right.

• Where do cows go on date night?- To the "moovies".

• Are you free tomorrow?- No, I’m expensive. Sorry.

• How do you find Will Smith in the snow?- Look for the fresh prints.

• How do Minecraft players celebrate?-They throw block parties!

• What did the man say when he walked into a bar?- Ouch!