15 Hilarious And Honest Parenting Tweets From Simon Holland

Leona Martinez

Do you know Simon Holland? If you haven’t yet heard of Simon Holland, we strongly recommend you follow him on Twitter or Instagram. Simon, a husband and a dad of two girls, shares hilarious tweets about parenting and being the odd man out. As he describes on his blog, “I am a lone Y chromosome and am already planning my escape strategy to deal with the estrogen flood that is on its way.” With a sharp sense of humor, Simon Holland's tweets have cracked people up and helped him get about 154.2k followers. I am one of them.
His tweets are so hilarious that they have us rolling on the floor laughing. And it will be selfish if I don't share them with you! Therefore, I have compiled a list of 15 of the funniest and most honest tweets about parenting from Simon Holland. Scroll down to check them out for yourself. We are sure that you will shout out loud "This is so relatable!" Also, don't forget to upvote your favorites.

#1. Honesty to individuals is important, companies are not individuals and food is delicious

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#2. This made me laugh until I cried! It is so sad, but true!

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#3. Lol hysterical

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#4. I’m fine, really

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#5. Parenting is thunderdome

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#6. Best of luck on your day

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#7. Beta dad...

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#8. Genius!

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#9. Perfect

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#10. The need for infinite comfort items is real

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#11. Planning flights...

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#12. That's not wrong

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#13. Yes! Nothing more romantic than snack size Cheetos and hot dogs!

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#14. Relatable

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#15. That’s true even when the kids are in their 20’s

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