20 Funniest Pizza Signs That Will Make Your Week

Howard Hackle


Every week is difficult. a battle in your body and mind about whether to order pizza or not. It is the age-old query. Pizza is incredible, and it has been claimed that you shouldn't believe anyone who claims they don't enjoy it. Pizza shops across the nation—and the globe—constantly produce humorous signs that satisfy our shared pizza obsession. So take this gallery of amusing pizza signs as a chance to redefine pizza. your mouth, that is. It's a huge step in the right direction for your tummy, but perhaps not for your happiness, if you can go through this entire gallery without placing an online pizza order

We enjoy a good sign pun. Maybe it's because we understand how much work it takes to remove 30-foot-tall plastic letters, arrange them correctly, and spend 30 minutes slapping them up there with a long, sturdy suction-cup pole. These people persisted in making public their genuinely stupid pizza thoughts over a period of time that really makes you question whether or not your joke is worth it.
We're happy that people are having fun wherever they can because baking pizzas all day isn't exactly enjoyable, and we hope that other bored bystanders will notice it. Knowing that someone else is experiencing the same level of resignation as you and that all they have left of their day is the opportunity to tell folks crude jokes about the latest specials can sometimes be all that is necessary to brighten their day.
Our hats are off to the sign people, may you ride into the sunset on your suction-cup pole like a witch on a broomstick.

#1 Indecent proposal


#2 Your move


#3 Correctional facility


#4 The two best things in the world


#5 Sign of the times


#6 Letter spacing is important


#7 Truer words have never been spoken


#8 Bet your butt it's good


#9 The fall guy


#10 Weighing your options


#11 Have a knife day


#12 Dude, not cool bro


#13 Save the date


#14 I like turtles


#15 Slice of life


#16 That's all I knead


#17 Spice of life


#18 Aw hell naw


#19 Sleeping with the enemy