26 Savage Comments That Left Second-Degree Burns

Emily Mahboobeh

Let's be honest, we have all been in a situation where someone says something to us and we just don't know how to respond. But then there are those rare moments when someone delivers a comeback so savage that it leaves us speechless and wishing we had a burn cream handy! From quick-witted one-liners to well-timed zingers, these savage comments have become the stuff of legend. Whether it's a coworker, friend, or even a complete stranger, the satisfaction of delivering a clever comeback is truly unparalleled.
Of course, being on the receiving end of one of these verbal assaults is never fun, but let's face it - we've all secretly enjoyed watching someone get owned by a clever comeback. It's just too satisfying to watch someone get put in their place after trying to talk smack. So, the next time you find yourself in a verbal sparring match, remember to bring your A-game - because you never know when a well-timed comeback might just leave your opponent reaching for the burn cream!

#1. Was she?

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#2. By "Boo" I think he means that ghost.

Source: Dumpaday


#3. Where?

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#4. For context: Twitch streamer said the n-word and used the defense that she’s “part black” so it’s okay.

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#5. Ended her!

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#6. Oh...

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#7. Rest In Peace Lynori.

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#8. MoonPie said "Not today"

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#9. Read a book today, y'all!

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#10. Ended her with ease.

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#11. Ahh-wooooooo

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#12. Also, it looks like Elon Musk’s baby naming party.

Source: Hydrofyn


#13. Only after you sign an NDA...

Source: Undead-Psycho


#14. Well, a bullet is much cheaper than an ambulance ride.

Source: Independent_Gas_9295


#15. Bon appétit!

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#16. Finish him!

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#17. Have some self-respect!

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#18. LOL.

Source: For a twink he is awfully sure of himself on Tumblr


#19. When the monster is on your bed, do you have to go under it?

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#20. Feel the burn…

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#21. A seven nation army couldn’t hold her back.

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#22. No one is judge jury and executioner.

Source: the-co1ossus


#23. Stop she's already dead

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#24. "you pinecone"

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#25. Jesus got a little tipsy this evening:

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#26. Who parted her hair, Moses?

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