Everyone has instances when they act in a particular way and almost feel guilty about it. There must be someone else in the world who engages in similar guilty pleasure behavior given that there are 8 billion individuals. Some of these people have eloquently and relatably articulated some of our insanely private tendencies and behaviors, which we hope you will like and delight in as much as we did.
#1 Reading The Instructions On A Food Package, Tossing It In The Garbage, And Then Retrieving It Because You’ve Already Forgotten Everything
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#2 In Order To “Make It In One Trip,” You’re Carrying Far Too Much From Your Car
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#3 Pace The House When You’re On A Long Phone Call
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#4 Using Your Phone To Check Out The Internet While You’re Actually Taking A Break from Your Computer
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#5 Not Washing The Dishes
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#6 Doing That Cozy-In-Bed Cricket Leg Rub
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#7 Bringing A Book To The Beach But Not Actually Reading It
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#8 Wielding A Bare Wrapping Paper Tube As A Lightsaber
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#9 Eating A “Family Size” Bag Of Chips By Yourself
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#10 Rehearsing A Conversation In Your Head That You’ll Probably Never Have
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#11 Pretending To Be In A Movie While Listening To Music On Headphones and Walking Down the Streets
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#12 Sneak A “Sniff” Test
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#13 Purchasing Plenty Fresh Vegetables For A Week And Not Using Any Of It
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#14 Carefully Examining A Product At The Grocery Store Because The One You Actually want Is Blocked By A Customer
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#17 Rewinding The Song Because You Zoned Out
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