15 Funny Quotes From Celebrities You Will Be Surprised

Here comes a collection of funny quotes from our favorite celebrities. They are singers, artists, TV stars, actors,… who are very familiar to us. Do not be too surprised because they actually SAID those words. The topics are rather diverse including life, success, money, family and kids. These funny quotes show a completely different side of these stars. Some are wise, some are relatable, while some are kind of silly. Anyways, after all, celebrities are just normal humans and they overcome hardships as much as we do (sometimes even more). Still, they are hilarious and optimistic.

Their senses of humor and also their points of view about life are well demonstrated. They might also surprise you since many of them are not known for being such funny people.

#1. Betty White

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“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”

#2. Dolly Parton

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“I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde.”

#3. Jim Carey

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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

#4. Albert Einstein

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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”

#5. Steve Martin

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“Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you are done.”

#6. Marilyn Monroe

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“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

#7. Ellen DeGeneres

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“I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”

#9. Sean Connery

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“I like women, I don’t understand them, but I like them.”

#10. Robert Downey Jr.

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“You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired.”

#11. Yves Saint Laurent

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“The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

#12. Cher

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“Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.”

#13. Sandra Bullock

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“Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.”

#14. Reese Witherspoon

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“If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them.”

#15. Kanye West

Source: Complex

“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”

We hope these funny quotes have entertained and brought you some good laugh. Have you chosen your favorite quotes out of these funny quotes by these celebrities yet?

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