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10 Best Animal Jokes That You Can Not Hold Your Laugh

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While animals are often looked at for being cute companions, they can also be downright hilarious. But animals are at their funniest when they’re the butt of the joke which is why we’ve rounded up the best animal jokes of all time.

So here is the collection of the 10 best animal jokes that can crack you up.

1. How do horses stay in such great shape? 

They keep a stable diet.

2. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

“Pleased to eat you.”

 

3. What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

 

4. Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

 

5. What dog keeps the best time?

A watch dog.

 

6. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?

Chocolate mouse.

 

7. What do you call a cow with no legs? 

Ground beef.

 

8. What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A steak out.

 

9. Where did the sheep go on vacation? 

The Baaaahamas.

 

10. What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

 

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