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Couldn't Bear Seeing Boyfriend Embarrassingly Sleep Naked With His Dog, Girlfriend Got Irritatingly Dumped

Reddit users reading the hilarious post from the account u/NakedDogThrowaway under the topic r/AmItheA**hole were about to have the best laugh ever. The guy seemed to want just a big joke to provoke his girlfriend and make everybody cachinnate. He was so naughty and funny that you wouldn't be able to hold your cackles. Let's read the paragraphs below to see what he had for us!

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The situation was as simple as it could be. The OP had a three-year-old Samoyed male pup named Sheldon who slept with him at night while he was naked. His girlfriend started to spend the night at his place. She appeared to be "allergic" to the scene where his man and the dog were lying undraped together. Thus, she asked them to stop, which annoyed the OP and made him think she didn't have good thoughts about him and his dog.

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Accordingly, the guy fought back. He tried a bunch of lovey-dovey acts with Sheldon. The closer he got to the pup, the angrier his girlfriend turned. As a consequence, they broke up in the silliest way. He was so sure about his choice until some of his friends told him that they thought he was a bit weird sleeping unclothes with a dog.

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People in the comment section didn't feel the need to argue about the context. They just wanted to have some fun. It was like one of the biggest comedy shows that pet owners could attend. The OP cheerfully took part in the endless ridiculous conversation. Far beyond that, they even discussed which sorts of clothes should be put on Sheldon so that he wouldn't be "naked". Others also shared their "pervy pets" stories about how their daily life got invaded by those cute curious little creatures. Some told their secrets about the nudity with pets to ensure the OP that he was not alone.

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Everyone somehow found the story beguiling and entertaining. However, some suggested that the OP should play with his girl's emotions. She might be exasperating, yet he could let her go peacefully. He didn't need to treat her that trickily. Being undressed around pets could be ordinary to a lot of people but it could turn out to be embarrassing to someone. Therefore, there was pointless to make clear who was wrong or right.

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Somebody didn't care much about the case. They just cracked up over the OP's puns and jokes which made some indecent ideas pop up in their minds.

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