20 Smartasses That Are Way Too Serious About Innocent Jokes

#1 My daughter when she said she wanted to be a transformer for Halloween

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#4 My dad asked me if i wanted an egg sandwich. i'm not even mad, this is genius

#5 My grandma wanted some "creative" grad photos of my friend since we're graduating at the same time. this was her least favorite

#6 Asked for my cheese steak to be made with love. they delivered

#7 Experts recommend keeping your daily rituals even while working from home

#8 We told our 3-year-old that new year is special because you get to toast. later, she said: "are we gonna make a toast now?" and thus, a new year's day tradition was born

#9 Mom told her daughter to grab her mask so they can go to the store. this was the mask she grabbed

#10 Someone at a festival offered me a little bag of coke

#11 This is the picture amazon sent my bill to say the packages were "delivered to a family member directly"

#12 My buddy was told he could wear a costume

#13 Always asked for a skateboard as a kid. my parents said not until i'm 35. today they delivered

#14 They asked for a lion cut, they got it

#15 Told my boyfriend I was getting him a burger for Christmas

#16 Found some amazing Indian writing

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#19 My cousin wanted cake and ordered one. told the bakers to write whatever they wanted because it was for just for her anyway

#20 I was so busy in the kitchen i didn't know what to do first, my little brother asked me what he can do to help. I told him to 'get that bag of potato, peel half of them and boil