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‘Mental UK Headlines’ That Scream Pure British Energy

People love the United Kingdom for many reasons. Beautiful landscapes with pristine, unspoiled lakes and forests, rich history and diverse culture, and probably English literature are all fascinating to learn about. But the one thing that keeps people coming back is the quirky, entertaining British press. For an average British fork, it’s indisputable that scrolling through the digital tabloids while sipping up a cup of tea on a Sunday morning is practical perfection. It’s fun and relaxing.

What’s with those tabloids that makes people love them so much? Well, it’s the headlines. Not the common, declarative, explicit ones but more like mockery, absurd, and humiliating titles. We have found the ‘Mental UK Headlines’ Twitter page, which features the funniest, quirkiest, and downright ludicrous news headlines, and decided to make a list. Not so sure if these tabloids and digital papers are being serious with their works, but we’re sure that you’ll have fun reading their news headlines in the list below.

#1 I guess detention would have been enough…

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#2 He would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids

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#3 One was so drunk it fell off a roof

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#4 Harry Potter and the Order of the Curried Seagull

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#5 Legend

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#6 Beer, curry, and Tool’s music. Not a bad way to restart life

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#7 For he’s a jolly good hollow, for he’s a jolly good hollow…

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#8 Piglet tried to dispose of the body?

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#9 So English

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#10 One of the few headlines I give full credence

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#11 He must be sleepy by now

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#12 What a time to be alive

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#13 I know some people will steal anything, but what the hell do you do with stolen pavement?!

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#14 How many birthdays does this pothole have?

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#15 She knew…

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#16 Just being a hero

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#17 Could be worse. They could have been watching Eastenders. Now get out my pub you slaaaaag!

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#18 Wrong department. Should have reported her to the fashion police

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#19 Som many people are left “crying and shaking”, traumatized, or “devastated” these days

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#20 that must be a pain in the ass

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#21 She’d be a lot more recognizable if both eyes were on the same side of her nose

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#22 Brexit Britain at its worst

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#23 The next word out of the baby was “innit”

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#24 Saying “everyone does it” isn’t really taking responsibility

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#25 Doesn’t Sainsburys have bigger things to worry about

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