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This Guy Shares A List Of ‘Requirements’ For His Next Girlfriend, And I Understand Why He’s Still Single

We all want to have a long-term relationship with someone. As a result, some people list out their requirements of certain characteristics that they seek in their partners. Some want their partners to be the ones who can share their interests. Others look for partners who have a good sense of humor, and intelligence. Yet others prefer those who are good-looking, taller than them or those who have a type of hair color that they like.

However, not everyone is perfect. It’s hard to find someone who meets all the criteria. A Reddit user u/loveprintemps spotted screenshots of the most ridiculous and nasty things we’ve ever seen on Facebook. And, the Redditor couldn’t help but share them with others online. They are about the requirements of a guy for his next girlfriend, and they are so stupid and toxic. Scroll down to check out this list. And please share your opinion with us in the comments.

The impossible next girlfriend list

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His list begins with the physical characteristics he desires in his future girlfriend

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He then goes on to discuss additional “critical” factors

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You thought things couldn’t get much worse? This is where the truly poisonous part begins.

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To cap it off, he makes a point of mentioning a few extra things his future girlfriend will have to do

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Here’s what people thought:

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Apparently, he isn’t the only one out there…

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