Cat: Remember that time you told me you wanted me to stand on your chest with my arse in your face at every opportunity?
— Oonagh (@Okeating) April 11, 2018
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015
When someone asks what I’m up to, there’s a 90% chance I’m trying not to pee my pants while waiting patiently for my cat to decide she’s done laying on my lap
— Morgan Paige (@MorganPaigeLove) January 13, 2018
I try to be a good person, but it has been indicated that if I keep ordering the big bags of cat litter from the Internet the UPS guy is going to put out a hit on me.
— Tippi Hedren Collider (@linanneblack) January 13, 2018
me, when my cat stands straight on my neck, and chokes me out while he’s cleaning my face and purring pic.twitter.com/BhybMvIRgD
— ˗ˏˋ ???????????????????????????? ˊˎ˗ (@oh__honey__) April 11, 2018
When my cat meows at me after I’ve meowed at her, I genuinely believe I’ve spoken some kind of word in cat language.
— Megan Everett 🌽 (@moitoi) January 15, 2018
when ur cat gets the fly that's been buzzin' around ur apartment causin' a ruckus pic.twitter.com/9rv7AWECKH
— Dave Stopera (@davestopera) July 28, 2015
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