You’ve probably heard that “kids say the darndest things.” It’s true. The little angels are so pure that they usually say things honestly and without filters. Sometimes, their very small brains can churn out some weird, creative, and brutally honest burns, which cause not only strangers but also their parents to get roasted. However, their moms and dads are far more frequent victims.
Take Jessica Valenti for example. This mom shared how her 3-year-old daughter got sick after eating carrots. Her reaction was that she would need even more carrots. That’s quite weird, right. We – adults, even have no idea what she was thinking at that time. Habit cures habit? Or did she try to be courageous when things got difficult? Anyway, many other parents with similar experiences to Jessica’s shared their own stories on Twitter. Scroll down to check out some of the funniest, harshest, no-filter one-liners that kids have said to them.
#1. A BIG nice save!
#2. Technically correct
#3. Poor little one
#4. That is great and wise support from a 4yr old!
#5. Well, did you?
#7. Oml I’m dying right now
#8. Stuff gets eaten one way or another
#9. Always look at the bright side!
#10. Existential questions
#11. He is always where he should be
#12. Eight going on eighteen!
#13. HE is a zombie
#14. He had a plan!
#15. Ouch! Children can be vicious
#16. Sweet revenge
#17. Yes, Queen
#19. Nice one kid
#20. Don’t worry there are more clownish ppl out there