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20 Times Parents Couldn’t Resist Laughing At Children’s Amusing One-Liners

You’ve probably heard that “kids say the darndest things.” It’s true. The little angels are so pure that they usually say things honestly and without filters. Sometimes, their very small brains can churn out some weird, creative, and brutally honest burns, which cause not only strangers but also their parents to get roasted. However, their moms and dads are far more frequent victims.

Take Jessica Valenti for example. This mom shared how her 3-year-old daughter got sick after eating carrots. Her reaction was that she would need even more carrots. That’s quite weird, right. We – adults, even have no idea what she was thinking at that time. Habit cures habit? Or did she try to be courageous when things got difficult? Anyway, many other parents with similar experiences to Jessica’s shared their own stories on Twitter. Scroll down to check out some of the funniest, harshest, no-filter one-liners that kids have said to them.

Source: JessicaValenti

Source: JessicaValenti

#1. A BIG nice save!

Source: angelthecellist

#2. Technically correct

Source: jaye_elle6

#3. Poor little one

Source: NudelHalbWeiner

#4. That is great and wise support from a 4yr old!

Source: bonald

#5. Well, did you?

Source: ClayDayton

#6. Brutal!

Source: hhodges

#7. Oml I’m dying right now

Source: LaurenMeir

#8. Stuff gets eaten one way or another

Source: TerryDwyerSyd

#9. Always look at the bright side!

Source: marvinallen

#10. Existential questions

Source: Bloomswest

#11. He is always where he should be

Source: MikeBrustad

#12. Eight going on eighteen!

Source: PamCamp60217334

#13. HE is a zombie

Source: elpitak

#14. He had a plan!

Source: ChrisBr59990913

#15. Ouch! Children can be vicious

Source: JeannieH75

#16. Sweet revenge

Source: fieldersdc

#17. Yes, Queen

Source: madfishmonger

#18. LoL

Source: jeanette_gault

#19. Nice one kid

Source: G8rgrrlCheryl

#20. Don’t worry there are more clownish ppl out there

Source: juliakarmo

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