Every brand has its own specific logo for people to recognize immediately. But not everyone knows precisely the slogans of these brands. A slogan is usually short, catchy and it has to make a deep impression on customers so that when purchasing products, people would be more likely to select their brand. Overall, the slogan is a form of marketing and it should be conveyed most honestly.
However, many hold a belief that some brands have not impacted that honestly. So have you ever wondered “What would happen if these following brands have a truthful slogan for themselves?” To answer your curiosities, here are 17 slogans that are the perfect replacements for the real ones. Let’s explore these to find out whether it’s suitable or not.
Gucci: being expensive is literally our entire marketing strategy
TikTok: Because watching your daughters friends from the window is weird
Facebook: your privacy is our business
Google: We finish your thoughts for you.
Microsoft. If there was a way we could force you into a yearly subscription for the very floor your computer sits on, we would
#6 La Quinta
La Quinta: Spanish for “next to Denny’s”
Pepsi: “Is Pepsi OK?”
Target: The upper-class Walmart
Instagram: you’ll never look this good.
And you thought you were weird. – Reddit
Amazon: come make that bald guy even richer while we treat our employees like s**t
YouTube: You don’t matter to us now watch our double ads!
#13 Nature Valley
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere
Coca-Cola: It was better with a hint of cocaine, but type 2 diabetes will have to do.
BuzzFeed: because you’re too lazy to go on Reddit, and we’re too lazy to write original content.
Dove bar soap: because you’d never buy soap called pigeon
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now?