Not everyone is a good cook. But I can confidently say that my foods are all edible, to me, at least. There are two types of people in the world. One can cook without burning down the entire house, and the rest. If you cannot cook so just admit that fact. Don’t push yourself too hard or things can go wrong, I mean, very wrong. Kitchen disasters, cooking fails, and hellish dishes are not strange topics among “I hate kitchen” people, and they never let us down with all kinds of fails and stuff.
Below, we have collected some pictures of people who should seriously consider giving up on cooking. Not only because they’re not good at it but also, for God’s sake, their foods can kill, literally. Salads, soups, sandwiches, tacos, sausages,… anything can be the main component of a disaster. Scroll down to check them out and have some good laughs with the pictures below.
#1 It’s been a terrible day at work, shaping up to be a worse week, so I made an olive hoagie for lunch. It didn’t help
#2 Sandwich my dad likes to eat, raw ground beef with raw onions and white pepper on hard bread
#3 $15 “grilled” veggie sub
#4 I left my melatonin gummies in my car and they melted together, so to fall asleep I just bite a chunk out
#5 Heres my banana peanut butter triwich
#6 I hate my mind
#7 10 years ago I tried to make my first and last gingerbread house
#8 Redditor Skiddle1138 made caramel
#9 Wine and cheese. Perfect!
#10 I have now burned 2 grilled cheeses in a row this is so sad
#11 Rainbow bagel with spam
#12 Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese
#13 Eggcellent Smithers
#14 I swear it’s just a sausage
#15 Pancake burgers with cheese spread and ketchup
#16 Microwaved hotdog with yogurt. Yum!
#17 The “calzone” I was served at work
#18 Broke till payday. Hot dog and pickle grilled cheese
#19 Our airbnb had a brick oven. We tried making pizza
#20 My partner doesn’t like meat or cheese (likes corn). Here’s her take on a vegan gluten free pizza (cooked)