Online reviews are now an important factor that can affect a business, especially in the service field. People tend to search a place online, read the reviews then decide whether they’ll visit it or not. Therefore, negative reviews can cause a huge impact on any unfortunate company. Yeah, most of the time.
Besides the reviews that truly reflect a business’s poor conditions, some are intentionally made for a personal purpose. Competitors are usually the ones who gave those feedbacks because they are rivals, after all. However, the feedbacks’ authenticity is questionable, and this can be used as a weapon against them. Below is a compilation of funny and excellent restaurant comebacks to negative reviews that are so satisfying to read. Let’s check it out now.
#1 Feels like my mom wrote this response and thought she was being merciless
#2 Pizza, wings, and lies…
#3 “We have been in business for 30 years” is always a nice addendum. Solid. Respectful
#4 No stone left unturned here. I’m a fan of roasting the details and this response does it
#5 Take him to cheese school while simultaneously burning him to a crisp. Nice done
#6 Not bad, a little defense without too many specifics. I do love the line “meat by itself is utterly fantastic.” That might be my new catchphrase
#7 Busted by CCTV
#8 As if 3 hours is really a short time
#9 Oops! Didn’t see that coming
#10 Someone’s got ants in their pants…
#11 Better change your name next time if you want nobody to realize who you are
#12 In fairness, it’s possible his wife divorced him because of their terrible anniversary meal. J/K what a jerk
#13 Bartender cut you off, bro
#14 A bad review for an unopened restaurant? For sure?
#15 Business owner claps back on Yelp User for leaving a negative comment on his restaurant
#16 Quite the paradox
#17 Oh dang, you know people can see your username when you comment, right?
#18 When a review starts with “Docked our boat” you know it’s gonna be bad
#19 You know you’re a jerk when you leave a review for a restaurant that isn’t even open yet
#20 Don’t like our food? Let’s go to the videotape!