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18 Bars In Britain With The Funniest Names Ever

Bars and pubs are an essential part of British culture. Technically, you can find a pub almost everywhere in this country. And with such a huge number of bars and pubs like that, every business owner wants to make their place stand out from the crowd.

Obviously, a place to hang out which has a clever, meaningful name will be easy to attract customers. But some owners really make the difference when naming their business with such weird, hilarious names. At first sight, some don’t look like a name at all, how come the owners of these places can even think of that? Anyway, they are great when bringing joy and laughter to people, even when they are not going in for a drink. So let’s check out the list below and have a good dose of laughs with those hilarious name signs.

 

#1. The Nobody Inn: Hopefully they didn’t name it after the fact that nobody ever comes.

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#2. The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn: Say that five times fast.

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#3. Bung Hole: Take a step inside this dark smelly bar.

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#4. The Dirty Duck: Come and wet your beak at this watering hole.

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#5. Dirty Dicks: I find it hard to believe they get too many customers.

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#6. Fanny On The Hill: Apparently this bar is in England.

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#7. Ape & Apple: I usually picture an ape with a banana.

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#8. The Famous Cock Tavern: Whoever named this place thought pretty highly of themselves, don’t ya think?

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#9. The Hairy Lemon: 1 served with every meal!

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#10. Ye Olde Fighting Cocks

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#11. The Tumble Down Dick Hotel: I don’t know if I could bring myself to go into this one.

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#12. Cock & Hoop: This sounds like a really awful game that I don’t want to play.

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#13. The Quiet Woman

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#14. The Hung, Drawn And Quartered: Getting into this bar must be torture.

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#15. The Cat & Custard Pot Inn: Don’t they know black cats are bad luck?

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#16. The Bucket Of Blood: So apparently murders are a regular thing at this bar… I think I’ll pass.

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#17. My Father’s Moustache: If only my dad could grow a mustache like that.

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#18. The Legend Of Oily Johnnies: Apparently these people grew up with some very different stories than I did growing up.

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