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Forget About Horror Stories—Here Are Some Creepiest Things Kids Say That Will Scare You Sh*tless

Let’s be honest: Kids can be quite mysterious and creepy at times. And because they haven’t developed language filters, they basically speak from the heart. So nothing they say is restricted, so they simply speak whatever comes to their clever little minds. That’s why the parents in the tweets below are totally stunned after hearing what their children told them, because a lot of them are quite eerie and frightening, particularly when they get into depth about something unexplainable. So let’s keep reading as we present 27 of the most disturbing, spine-chilling stories shared by frightened parents on the internet that might give you a shiver or two.

After reading the article, feel free to share your thoughts and experiences with any creepiest things kids say in the comments below!

#1. You need to move ASAP

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: MelisaGillett

#2. “Hi, aunt Peg.”

Source: cre8aha

#3. “Her other mother”

Source: SassyKadiK

#4. It was all true.

Source: FormerGOP_Mom

#5. Oh hell naw!

Source: Kalitris

#6. Please tell him to go vegan.

Source: KevinMKruse

#7. Thank you?

Source: daahlingnikki

#8. Terrified.

Source: schuser

#9. Still kind of sweet I guess.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: Lokis_thor-obing_ass

#10. Imagining a three-year-old saying every woman he sees is lookin’ like a snack.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: SubSahranCamelRider

#11.

Source: Forever_Pancakes

#12. Floating head mommy.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: 1982wasawesome

#13. At least he said “defeat” and not “kill” or “murder”

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: Kindredbond

#14. Oh boy

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: Schreiberland

#15. Creepy

Source: treacadelic

#16. I mean… He wasn’t wrong

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: mitch_r23

#17.

Source: cfs_jo

#18. I’d too.

Source: MegNumbers

#19. Hahas but not so haha.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: WordSaladWCheez

#20. Ok, Romeo.

Source: lrspncr

#21.

Source: BreeanaFlannery

#22. Wait WHAT?

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: ThisisMyLife960

#23. This makes me wonder about all the flying dreams I’ve had

Source: willc

#24. Jeez, just another episode of the creepiest things kids say.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: OdiEtAmo_PRNqd

#25. This child has sweet memories of his namesake:

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: reneestewart_13

#26. This mom should definitely turn on the lights at this point.

Kids Say The Creepiest ThingsSource: Murbrum

#27. And lastly, this child who was being visited by the ghost of her grandfather:

Source: jessglyons

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