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8 Celebrities Who Were Told “Boring” In Bed

It’s possible that famous people seem beautiful and sexy in movies, music videos, or even while they’re competing in sports, but regrettably, their skills don’t always translate well into the bedroom. People are not hesitant to kiss and tell, especially when it involves your favorite celebrities, whether it be about a mediocre performance, a teeny tiny member,’ or just an undesired quickie.

Although it is possible that many of these tales come from disgruntled ex-wives or jilted one-night stands, we enjoy hearing them nevertheless because of the juicy information they contain. Have a look at them down below.

1. Eminem

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The rapper who won an award may be skilled with his lyrics, but his ex-wife Kim thinks that he does not have many talents in the bedroom; she claims that he is pretty dull! While he may be skilled with his lyrics, he may not have many talents in the bedroom!

2. Paris Hilton

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Those who have seen the tape of the socialite can undoubtedly attest to the fact that she did not possess the highest level of expertise in the bedroom. However, if you want additional evidence, you can question one of her previous partners, who has indicated that her heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs had a negative impact on their sensual life.

3. Elvis Presley

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In the throes of pleasure, women from across the world may have yelled out his name while he was performing, but Natalee Woods didn’t do much screaming when she was with the late King of rock and roll. According to her account, he just was at a loss for words when it came to the bedroom. Despite this, we are confident that a great number of females would have been more than pleased to educate him.

4. 50 Cent

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It has been reported that the rapper 50 Cent is able to sing about the “Candy Shop,” but when he actually visits the location, he is at a loss. An exotic dancer claimed that throughout her dark contact with the celebrity, he very much acted like a 14-year-old boy, and his member was fairly small. She also stated that the celebrity member was much smaller than she expected (ouch). However, she wasn’t through yet, and when asked to rate the G Unit rapper’s skills on a scale from 1-10, she awarded him a 3.

5. Angelina Jolie

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Men all throughout the world agree that Angelina Jolie has undeniable sensual allure. Except for her ex-husband Billy-Bob Thornton, who claims the once-named “hottest woman on the planet” is actually somewhat dull in the sack. “Sometimes…it may be literally like fu**ing the couch,” he was reported as adding.

6. Russel Brand

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No one should have been shocked to learn that Russel Brand is a horrible X performer. And the comedian’s ex-girlfriend backed up the rumor, stating he was extremely odd and awkward and didn’t stay long in the relationship. Later, Katy Perry married the comedian, and judging by their divorce; she wasn’t impressed either.

7. Ben Affleck

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Ben Affleck was dating one of the world’s hottest ladies, J. Lo, but it appears that his lack of bedroom talents was the straw that ended the relationship. It has been reported that the actor was unable to satisfy his Latina girlfriend due to a lack of appropriate skills on his part.

8. Judd Apatow

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That Judd Apatow is a poor lover comes not from hearsay but from the man himself. When asked about his first dark experience, the producer, who is married to actress Leslie Mann, remarked, “I said to the female after my first time, ‘Hey, were you nice for you too?'” Well, I guess it’ll get better someday,” she mused.