30 Hilariously Useless Guides That Literally Nobody Asked For

Ladies and gentlemen, put on your thinking caps. I, Manda, have scoured the subreddit r/LearnUselessTalents to bring you a compilation of the most hilarious and utterly useless guides that have ever been put on the World Wide Web. These guides are so absurd and lacking in common sense, you'll wonder if the authors were high on something while making them. From capturing a fart to taking a piss with morning wood, these guides make you doubt the commonness of "common sense." So, without further ado, get ready to tour the gallery of the web's most out-of-nowhere advice. Your laughter is my only guarantee!

#1. How to pour drinks properly from a carton.

Source: reddit

#2. How to tell someone off.

Source: login_or_register_

#3. How to properly capture a fart.

Source: u/Puppyshiz

#4. How to make a baseball cap Lincoln from a five dollar bill.

Source: EpicAriX

#5. You can unfold Kinder Egg pods into desktop catapults.

Source: u/AnthonyDawnwalker

#6. Same is true for flies.

Source: u/lol_and_behold

#7. How to pee with morning wood.

Source: u/ShaneH7646

#8. How to make an amazing sofa fort.

Source: u/ElMasChingon-JoshEMC

#9. How to properly peel a post-it note from the stack.

Source: u/Real_Floop

#10. How to make a pants backpack.

Source: u/XenobiaXD

#11. How to draw a boy from the word "boy".

Source: u/Mamnmal

#12. How to move a lamb over a small wall.

Source: u/Supinelyruffle544

#13. How to beatbox.

Source: Leonlg

#14. How to make a Grim Reaper puppet using your sleeve and hand.

Source: VengarTheRedditor

#15. How to shake ankles.

Source: gridzbispudvetch

#16. How to bounce a roll.

Source: crosspostninja

#17. How to be mildly successful at rope ladder carnival games.

Source: BlueJabs

#18. Become the master of shadows with these simple steps.

Source: BouquetOfDogs

#19. How to be a table.

Source: ambertino

#20. How to not forget all the useless talents you've learned.

Source: reddit

#22. How to make a shadow turtle

Source: Reddit

#24. How to turn your cat into a bunny

Source: Reddit

#26. Different camera positions

Source: u/BACON_BATTLE

#28. How to cut an apple with your finger

Source: u/OxycleanBoi

Conclusion

And there you have it, folks! A delightful expedition through the internet's craziest and most useless guides. I hope you had a good laugh and maybe even picked up a tip or two on how to do the most unnecessary things like a pro! Remember, in the world of useless guides, the journey is the destination, and laughter is the ultimate prize. Stay tuned for more mind-boggling content from Manda Garcia at AUBTU.BIZ and keep embracing the absurdities that make life a little more entertaining!